Jauronimo

I see you're feeling like your usual self. Thin skinned as ever and perceiving insults which simply aren't there. Playing grammar games will not go well for you, but by all means, feel free to embarrass yourself.

Did you even read that article? There's no mention of flu shots and adult-onset autism. http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1888718,00.html

What about the autism concerns with vaccines such as the flu shot?

Flu shots have been linked with government mind control operations and adult onset autism. No thank you.

Trade Mario to Ole Miss for Bo Wallace, a backup guy and a 5th round pick in 2015.

Browns, Bills, Cards. Key to survivor pools is using those middling teams when you can. Bills or Browns would be my pick.

In the spirit of Lyle Lanley, I'd say "Not a chance in hell, my litigious pal."

Short answer, no. Long answer, you need to check your male privilege and refrain from any unacceptable hate speech which may serve as a trigger or in any way contribute to the current rape culture as protected and preserved in our oppressive patriarchal society, because you, sir, are worse than 10 Hitlers. Such is my understanding of contemporary gender relations.

At what amount does semen become "excessive"?

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I'm not falling for Peter Pan guy again today. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 3,582 times, SHAME ON YOU! Just answer the question, please.

Considering El Pegual now owns both teams the question is patently absurd. It was absurd weeks ago given El Pegual was accepted as a qualified bidder. It was absurd after his bid won. Yet, no one can answer question in straight terms. I got no time for your legalese. I will ask again: Can El Pegual own BOTH the Buffalo Bills AND the Buffalo Sabres at the same time in accordance with NFL AND NHL bylaws? Why is this so hard?

Hopkins didn't even try to make it look good. He pulled up and then dropped to his knees once it was already recovered by Indy. He was scared.

I don't think you understood my question though. Can El Pegual own BOTH the Bills AND Sabres at the same time in accordance with NFL bylaws?? Thats what I'm hoping to find out.

Math is an imperfect science. Like psychology, scientology or physics.

If Orton goes 4-1 over his next 5 starts I think Whaley locks him up for a long time. I'm thinking 5 years, $80 million. IF Orton is 5-1 as a starter you gotta lock him up midseason. No chance Whaley waits until the end of his contract only to get sodomized in FA or even worse, risk losing him to that big New Orleans pay day.

Which, apparently, was very upsetting for you, Prudence.

They traded Orton because Cutler was on the block not because Orton had beef with the Bears' GM. Cutler and McDaniels had a falling out. Cutler basically refused to play for McDaniels and had to be moved. Bears pulled on the trigger on what looked like an emerging star, first round talent.

You read that?

As awesome as that day was, i cannot watch those highlights without being reminded that they returned the favor 31-0 in week 17 on their way to a Super Bowl victory.

Can he even own both teams?

The lack of credit at the national level is annoying but seeing college buddies bitching about how the Bills just knocked them out of multiple survivor pools is pretty satisfying.

http://gifatron.com/2013/04/baffled-jaguars-fan/ This pretty much sums up my reaction to Khan's comments.

Khan on why the game day experience at the Ralph is lacking: "Theres too many people there. WAY too many. It makes it hard to get a beer or food, and if you stay until the end of the game you wait FOREVER trying to get out of the parking lot. Theres even a crowd in the bathroom. Some guy bumped into me at the trough and now I have urinal anxiety. Theres just soooo many people there!!!"

Didn't the Pats get killed against the spread the last year or two?