Jauronimo

Troy Aikman had 37 concussions. Steve Young had a baker's dozen his first year as a pro. Why does one concussion make Allen just like Edwards and not like every other QB to ever to take a traumatic head injury (which is all of them)? There's a tiny chance this is Allen's first concussion. If Allen starts jabbering on about Dakota Fanning and moves in with his sister then we can worry.

He was singed to the PS not sang. Its akin to welding Veasy to waivers.

Zay for Ristolainen and a 5th!

Yeah, I'll get right on that. ?

Who could forget that visor. You can't lead from behind a visor!!!!

The main difference between EJ and Allen at this point is this: EJ: stutter step, pat the ball, pat the ball again, stutter step, quick pat, crow hop and EJ floats the ball out of bounds. On comes the punt team. Allen: LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs!

He got punched in the face by Fournette a few times while defending no one in particular. You are off your meds.

No, collaboration but I think that guy just ripped me off. Your capacity for outrage and self-righteous indignation makes you a good person. I can tell.

Seriously, what do you people expect from the guy?!?!?!?! If we won't even hop over a railing for JESUS what makes you think hes going to fight for a ball for Allen?? Bad joke, yeah I know.

I've heard Filthy Brady, Penguin, and Zoloft.

Filthy Brady? Does that involved plastic wrap and a bowel movement? Penguin is a nice audible as well.

That is a rather impressive resume. Dude, u r edgy AF! WOw, so Spicey!!

Of course that f@#$ing Bum Conner gets in the endzone after I bench his worthless ass.

The Cincinnati Bail Bonds industry practically folded after it was announced.

All this Zac Taylor love begs the question, just how much facetime or physical contact with Sean McVay qualifies someone as an NFL head coach?? A long firm hug? An emotional escalator ride?

Seriously. I can't wait until the competition committee radically changes the rules again this offseason and fixes the issue for good!!

Mixon is breaking tackles like drunk girls jaws. As in: that was a long time ago and he doesn't do that kinda thing anymore. I always thought the "Terrible Towel" was the crunchy one under your college roommates bed. Why on earth would you bring that to a football game let alone wave it over your own head. These Yinzers are all going to get pinkeye!!

I hope tough guys and geniuses are welcome here since I see my MNF thread is late and superfluous. Hi guys! Jauronimo here and I'm looking forward to discussing football with any geniuses, advanced stats guys, ex-convicts, mall ninjas, and body guards active in this thread!!

Peterman has yet to play a full NFL game and has 1 win associated with his name thanks to Joe Webb III's overtime heroics. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PeteNa00.htm Josh just started his 16th game. Lets see if you can spot the difference OP? https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02.htm

I didn't see a team come together after the Allen hit. I saw a bunch of guys stand around while their QB laid motionless on the turf then proceed to go out there and lose a winnable game. I am preparing to watch another nail biter against a flawed opponent in Tennessee.

Does their ***** still smell like skunk?

Its been a running joke here at TBD since the good Dr. here argued desperately that NO surgery is insignificant citing the Shah of Iran. I forgot who as going under the knife. Maybe Shaq or Sammy?

It all starts with taking the fast lane to the lower concourse

We won too many out of conference games and were disqualified from receiving a compensatory pick.