Surfmeister

Well I sat down in my closet With all my overalls Trying to get away from All the ears inside my walls That's from American poet songwriter John Prine. Prine writes what I call "real music". If you know what I mean and I think you do.

Don't say "everyone" I said I liked him.

Check out that sweet lung tat !

Dennis Miller hurts worse than eight bitches in a B word boat He's the worst ever

Here's ME set to music >> Born under a bad sign. I’ve been down since I began to crawl. If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all. Bad luck and trouble’s my only friend. I’ve been down ever since I was ten. ( I prefer the Albert King version. Nice and LOUD.) Thanks for asking.

I also like Larry Carlton and Pat Metheny. I understand playing outside and playing inside, modes and alternate scales. Thanks for bringing it to my attention about the dead. I did not give them credit for that complexity. I'm glad their fans are pleased with that type of sound.

As a guitar player I just don't understand the attraction of Jerry and The Dead. Some of my fringe friends liked them when I was growing up and I just couldn't get it. Hendrix, Clapton, Page, Beck, Blackmore, Lowell George I got. They play very basic music. Trust me, it's basic. I'd be generous if I said their singing is barely on key. When they try harmony I cringe. I'll give you this though. They sure could play a long long time without taking a break. A friggin long time. I wonder how they did that? Jerry did a lot with nine and a half fingers. He had a hard life on top of it. This many years after his death. I still don't know if he's more grateful to be dead than I am.

"Hugs not drugs" RW July 2005

What's new? It is ALWAYS war on Negative Talkers here at the Stadium Wall.

You are correct !

Joe Tex - Skinny legs and all (mostly spoken) (night club) Say man, don't walk ahead of that woman like she don't belong to you! Just cause hers got them little skinny legs. You know,that ain't no way to do. You didn't act like that when you had it home behind closed doors! Alright... Now you act like you're 'shamed or somethin, or you don't want nobody to know she's your's. That's alright,you just walk on baby... (sings) And don't you worry about a doggone thing a'tall, because there's some man,somewhere,who'll take you baby, skinny legs and all Now, Who'll take the woman with the skinny legs? C'mon somebody please take the lady with the skinny legs. Now, you all know the lady with the skinny legs got to have somebody too, now. Will somebody please take the lady with the skinny legs, please? (asking) "Hey,Joe".. (Joe answers) "Yeah Bobby? Why don't you take her? (response) You-a-fool? I don't want no woman with no skinny legs. Look here,I thought I might give this woman to Clyde. But, no, I know the kinda woman Clyde likes! So Leroy'll take her. Say Leroy? You got her!! Say, Miss? Right here? Now why you wanna act like that man ain't yours? Just cause he's walkin with you, with them raggedy clothes. Man just forgot to get his suit out a the cleaners, that's all. Alright...alright... Act like that man don't belong to ya! Go on over there and kiss him and hold his hand. Go on..say you ain't gonna do WHAT? That's alright. You just walk on Mister. (sings) and don't you worry about a doggone thing, a'tall, because there's some woman somewhere who'll take you, "Mr. Raggedy" clothes and all!

That's easy. He thinks the fans are fools. I've said that for years. As long as he sells tickets he doesn't give a crap about the W/L, you, your friend or the f-ing horse you road in on. Next question please ...

We were drinking Margaritas, crankin this guy's greatest hits late last night. Here's the way it starts >> "Some like'm fat and some like'm tall some like'm short skinny legs and all" ... and here's the Margarita recipe > 2 cups + 5 cubes of ice (measured in a Pyrex 2 cup measuring cup) 2 oz fresh squeezed lime juice 3 oz El Tesoro Anejo Tequila 1.5 oz Grand Marnier 2/3 cup First Call Margarita Mix 1 half oz tangerine or orange juice 1/3-cup lemonade Use ice made from distilled water and a bar blender

Thank you AD. The truth stings a bit.

Married with Children

TV Commercials: Have you noticed on TV commercials most of the time the butt of the joke and the classic idiot is white WASP male? Everyone on TV is smarter than him. The wife, girlfriend, kids, dog, neighbors all know better. Now we have the phrase ... it's so simple even Dad can do it. What happened?

Dan Fouts and George Carlin

Joe is the master of pointing out the obvious ~

I have a good short wave radio. I'll find the game on radio before I listen to Joe.

If you and I agree on the same thing it has to be the way to go.

This seems simple to me. You both live in NYC. If he had the wedding in NYC this would be a no-brainer. You could be the best man, attend the wedding with your wife, give him a gift and still not put a significant dent in your bank account. Then you could drive home at night after a fun day. The twister is the exotic/expensive location. That is going to set you back thousands of dollars. I have done this before and it hasn’t been worth it. To spend thousands of dollars just to get there is one heck of a wedding gift right there. Then to buy a gift on top of that and maybe throw the bachelor party is just too much. If this guy really wants you as his best man, and really wants to have it in the far away place, he’ll need to pay for your whole trip. It isn’t that you don’t want to do it. It’s just a matter of cash. Here is your solution. Other people are finding this way too expensive too. I suggest you side with them. Meet your friend in person. Tell him he’s a great guy but if he wants to go to the exotic location to save that for the honeymoon. Have the wedding in NYC and then fly to Tahiti knowing his friends still have a few bucks in the bank. If he can’t/won’t do that you’ll have to tell him you can’t make it. I know this has put you in a jam. Jobs and friends come and go. But remember YOUR family is forever and the vacation you planned to take with them has to happen. That’s my 2 cents.

Linda Lovelace ~ She changed life as we know it for the better.

I live in Tallahassee and work in Baton Rouge during the week. It's hot. Oh I love summer and how the ladies dress to stay cool. Sure beats looking at parkas.

Mrs Surf and I thank you. We need it to keep our Fri/Sat/Sun schedule.

OK Mr Abba