Johnny Hammersticks
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2 minutes ago, Sweats said:
I'm getting a little closer to solving the mystery and it may not be what i originally thought.......i mean, it is piss so there's no mystery in that, however, i'm getting a little closer to the whodunit.
Yeah, imagine those phone calls today........"um, i don't want to sound like an ***hole, but did you piss on my mattress?........no?.......okay, i'll talk to you another time".
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Gross. Are your in-laws like 100 years old? Who pees the bed after age 4? Weird. I would be purchasing a new mattress right away… 🤢
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The Town
Wolf of Wall Street
Vision Quest
Clay Pigeons
JFK
Superbad
No Country for Old Men
Pulp Fiction
Tropic Thunder
This is 40
American Beauty
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I think we’ll be appreciably more talented and deep this season. Freeman is going to be a stud. I like having new options at guard, and I’m interested to see what a healthy Chance Westry can contribute. Lampkin gives us stability and depth at center.
If this 2025 class comes together like it seems to be, the future is certainly bright for the Orange.
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Fresh thread for a fresh season. Lots of new faces, and seemingly more depth all over the floor. Feeling optimistic. LGO 🍊!!
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7 hours ago, Steve O said:
Admittedly I do too. But I save discussion of said analysis for the Dr's office. Where do you draw the discussion line, at a Bills message board? At dinner when there's a lull in the conversation?
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13 minutes ago, Augie said:
Well, I guess I’m glad to hear about your savings. I guess.
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2 hours ago, DCOrange said:
Wasn't sure if we start a new Syracuse thread or just update the title of this one each year, but I'm hearing some good things about our recruiting efforts. Everyone knows Kiyan Anthony is almost certainly coming to Syracuse but there's a lot of buzz that we will also be getting Alex Costanza, currently a top 10-20 recruit depending on the rankings you look at. If we do ultimately get Kiyan and Costanza and keep Sadiq White in the fold, I think we're talking about roughly a top 5-10 class in the country.
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Dr Mercola probiotics and Metamucil changed my life. As long as I stay reasonably hydrated, I empty the tank like clockwork every morning after my coffee. I barely even need TP anymore. 👌
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I am partly responsible for the clumsy start in the first half, but thankfully I caught my mistake so I’m also responsible for the dominant second half.
I realized that my Bills flag was hung the wrong way on the front porch. Noticed about half way through the 2nd quarter and promptly fixed it. Crown of the helmet toward the mailbox. I’ll remember from now on.
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The rook was really good today. I don’t understand the hate.
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Congrats Bills brotha. 🍻
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Soy/ginger marinated chicken and veggie kabobs served over basmati rice. B’cuz, ya know, football and New Jersey?
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Ever watch those Instagram videos of the person that attaches a GoPro camera to their cat’s collar and records its daily journeys? Pretty fascinating stuff. Makes me wonder where your pup has been, who they’ve met along their travels, etc…
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I’m guessing you’re a glass half full type of guy. Dude, as long as JA is out there, there is no reason to panic about this season. Bernard back. Looks like Taron has a good chance to play on Monday. Will likely be getting Milano back for mid-late December.
Josh is entitled to a bad week here and there. There still is great reason for optimism about this season. I will say that McD has to tighten up his game management. The end of the Houston game was all on him.
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Rapp and Hamlin.
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14 year old cats very rarely get adopted from shelters. That’s just a fact. Lazy likely will be euthanized there after a week. I would just treat her like a queen for a day or two and then take her to get euthanized at the vet. At least then, she’ll have you with her rather than some stranger who doesn’t care.
Just my opinion. My step mother was on the board of directors for the Cayuga Co. SPCA for years, and I did lots of volunteer work there. I know how things really work. Good luck, Gugs. Tough decision.
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Just now, Augie said:
The average is three generations before they piss it all away I think. There are seriously studies on that.
That’s probably true. I would feel really good, however, knowing that no one I love would ever have to worry about money ever again. I also would be thrilled to know that my children, grandkids, and great grandchildren would all be set for life. 🤷🏾♂️ -
A lot of millions. Generational wealth is pretty cool.
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Bad Monkey with Vince Vaughn on AppleTV is very good. Highly recommended.
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50 minutes ago, Augie said:
Nothing says welcome to our fair city like an addict with a box cutter! 😂
As I noted earlier, we were advised by the wife’s local people to just stay away from SF. And I have to agree with you about Miami. We got lost one time heading to the Orange Bowl. We got off at the wrong exit and we saw things we had never seen before. It felt like we were in another world entirely. That is about as frightened as I have ever been. Even in a “nice area” like South Beach I could only order by pointing at the menu. I was the only person around who spoke English. That just feels odd.
As they say, you know what the best thing about Miami is? It’s so close to the United States!
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My wife and I went to South Beach for a vacation in 2018. We were in Little Havana walking around, and this guy came walking down the street carrying about 6 or 7 of those bungee cords with the metal S hooks on the ends.
As he approached the intersection where we were standing amongst a large group of people he started swinging them around in the air. I quickly grabbed my wife’s hand and pulled her the opposite way down the street. When he got to the group of people he just started whipping random people with the cords. People were screaming and a few guys tried to subdue him. We took off. Was one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever witnessed.-
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SF is the most beautiful, yet one of the most disgusting cities I’ve ever visited. About 7 years ago, my wife and I went there for a week for a work conference. One of the nights we walked to a restaurant for dinner. It was about 6-7 blocks from our hotel right in downtown. On the way back to the hotel we got confronted by a vagrant drug addict with a box cutter demanding money.
We ran away and found a Target store and tried to hide inside. All the while the addict stood outside, face pressed against the glass window, literally drooling all over the window and screaming at us. We alerted some employees who said they were going to call the police. To our knowledge, no police ever even responded. We had to wait in there for about 45 minutes until we left the rear exit of the store and caught an Uber back to the hotel.
All politics aside, I’ve been to most major cities in the US. SF was the one in which I felt most unsafe. Miami is a close 2nd, BTW. Just gross. 🤢
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I read today that the drunk driver is/was employed as CFO of a substance abuse rehab facility. Wow.
This is just such a horrible tragedy. 😢
piss stained mattresses........love em or hate em?
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That’s kind of what I was driving at. When my wife and I first moved in together, I had a cat and she had a small dog. After a few days we noticed that the cat was pissing all over the place including on the couches and on the bed. Cats and dogs can both be vindictive little a-holes.