Johnny Hammersticks
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If you end up at strip clubs, try to stick to OG (Olympic Garden) or Club Paradise (which is essentially walking distance from the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino). Cover is expensive at the door, so any time you get into a taxi, check with the driver for what kind of passes he/she has. They hold the passes to get you in for free, but they don't hold passes for all clubs, so feel them out.
If you get to the club and the place is packed and you're with 5 or more guys, give the guy at the front about $40 to clear a table for you, otherwise you're standing around waiting for drinks. Get a table, get a waitress, run a tab, etc. Lapdances run $20 per dance, but regardless of what the chick is sticking in your face, LISTEN to the music. The boom-boom crap gets mixed and you'll find yourself thinking "Wow, this is a long song" before the chick sits down and says "Okay, that's four songs at $20 per song." Make sure you tell her up front "One song at a time." She'll never see you again and will have no problem calling the front to ensure you pay her so ensure you establish the rules up front.
There is an option to buy "funny money" from your waitress. It's basically like monopoly money for dances that you buy in bulk (5 dances, 10 dances, etc.) It's a good way to monitor the amount of money you're spending on dances, but if you plan on doing that, you need to do a couple of things: first, call your credit card company in advance and let them know what you're doing. You only need to spend a few hundred dollars before the credit card company calls the club, and then they have you calling the credit card company and it's buzzkill. Also, if you go with funny money, make sure you let the dancer know up front. The house takes 5-10% of the funny money when they cash it in, and they'd rather know up front. Girls WILL dance for funny money because most of something is better than all of nothing, but tell them up front because some of them get pissy after the fact.
Or, y'know, go enjoy one of those Cirque shows.
Damn dude....did you go to strip club college or something? I am now more knowledgeable for having read this post, and for that, I thank you sir.
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7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.
Step into my office.
Why
Cause you're F**k*n fired!
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I don't think that Lee Smith is some kind of lock to make the roster. As a matter of fact, in my honest opinion, it's Scott Chandler and everybody else.
I think whichever two of Smith, Onobun, Caussin, and Brock have the best camp/preseason are the one's that will make it.
Lee Smith is BY FAR the best blocker of the group. I think he makes the roster over Caussin/Onobun purely because of that. If they keep 3 TE's (and I doubt they will), I could see Chandler, Caussin, and Smith.
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I hate that whole "defenseless receiver" crap. As long as it's not spearing, or a shot to the head region, it's all part of the game...IMHO.
I'm really excited about this kid...special teams monster and likely a contributing member to our LB corps. Hopefully a future starter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGYwJaqIzLU
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I predict that Marcel Dareus will be a terror this season. His talent was wasted playing the nose much of last season.
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Born in Rochester, NY
Raised in Auburn, NY
Lived in Martha's Vinevard, MA and Charlotte, NC
Now I live in Fairbanks, AK (have been for 2 years)
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Having a guy like Potter who can put it through the endzone is a plus but can we really find room for three kickers on this team?
3 kickers? Lindell, Potter, and who? Lindell will make the team, and Potter will be our insurance kicker on the PS.
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Week 1 9/9: Buffalo Bills at New York - Win
Week 2 9/16 Kansas City Chiefs at Buffalo Bills - Win
Week 3 9/23: Buffalo Bills at Cleveland Browns - Win
Week 4 9/30: New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills - Loss
Week 5 10/07: Buffalo Bills at San Francisco 49ers - Loss
Week 6 10/14: Buffalo Bills at Arizona Cardinals - Win
Week 7 10/21: Tennessee Titans at Buffalo Bills - Win
Week 8: BYE
Week 9: 11/04 Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans - Loss
Week 10: 11/11 Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots - Loss
Week 11: 11/15 (Thurs) Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills - Win
Week 12: 11/25 Buffalo Bills at Indianapolis Colts - Win
Week 13: 12/02 Jacksonville Jaguars at Buffalo Bills - Win
Week 14: 12/09 St. Louis Rams at Buffalo Bills - Win
Week 15: 12/16 Seattle Seahawks at Buffalo Bills - Loss
Week 16: 12/23 Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins - Win
Week 17: 12/30 New York Jets at Buffalo Bills - Win
11-5!!
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Heard rumors (sorry no link) that there are at least two teams (Saints & Bucs) who have interest in D-Flo. Makes a lot of sense for the Bucs with Talib's legal troubles and Barber potentially moving to safety.
EDIT: 1,000th post!!
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She's a tad bit homely about the face region, but who the hell am I kidding, I'd crush it. Looks like she has a nice set of sweater puppets.
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Had tickets to see Beasties an Rage in Toronto, but the show was canceled due to Mike D injuring his shoulder while riding his bike. I was heartbroken. RIP MCA....truly a musical genius.
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I'm pumped to see that there is another Wes Anderson flick coming out. Absolutely loved Rushmore, Royal Tenembaums, and The Life Aquatic. Wasn't such a huge fan of Darjeeling Limited though...hopefully he will rebound with Moonrise Kingdom. The sound tracks to these movies are very good as well.
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Yeah...how come all my high school teachers were all dried-up old bags? I'd put a hurtin on this one.
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Never seen it. Got it set to record on my DVR though. Thanx for the suggestion
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That's tremendous!! Thanks for sharing.
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Fred Jackson for 2013 2nd and 4th round picks
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Yep. From Wanny's bio on Pitt Panthers' website:
"Over the past two seasons, Pitt has produced 19 wins, the second highest total in the Big East Conference and among the top 25 nationally.
On an individual level, Pitt players again were recognized among the very best in all of college football. Tight end Dorin Dickerson earned first team All-America honors from the Football Writers Association of America (FWAA), the third player in the past four seasons under Wannstedt to earn that prestigious accolade."
I think they're looking at him as a receiver, b/c he's light for a tight end.
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This
He's not playing TE in the NFL at 6'4" 225. I do like that they're taking a look at the guy though. Our rookie mini-camp is going to resemble a carnival side-show. All they're missing is a two headed goat, and I'd pay 3 dollars to take a peek.
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I cannot imagine the Bills using a roster spot on a specialist kicker. Hell their 3rd qb is a receiver. I think the current staff like the ability to have a lot of fresh bodies to rotate, and don't want to expose all their prospects by putting them on the practice squad
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I can't imagine Buffalo using a roster spot on a kick-off specialist. My thoughts are that John "Harry" Potter will be stashed on the practice squad as insurance just in case anything happens to Lindell.
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@Jets - Win
Chiefs - Win
@Browns - Win
Patriots - Win
@San Francisco - Loss
@Arizona - Loss
Tennessee - Win
bye week
@Texans - Loss
@Patriots - Loss
Dolphins - Win
@Colts - Win
Jags - Win
Rams - Win
Seahawks - Loss
@Dolphins - Win
Jets - Loss
10-6 baby!!
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Although probably not a consensus choice for this list, one of my favorite Bills players of all time was FB Sam Gash. The guy was just a human bulldozer. You could probably hit him on top of the head with a tack hammer and he would still have a smile on his face. I loved watching him play.
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I was at this game, and the brawl was incredible. I think what many people forget is what an amazing game it was. I believe it was Drew Stafford with the game winner in overtime?
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Bills seventh-round pick K John Potter is seen by Buffalo as a kickoff specialist. After having so many of their own opponents blast it through the end zone to neutralize kick returner Brad Smith last season, Buffalo would like to return the favor.
“That’s mostly what people did to us,” said Bills GM Buddy Nix.
I think Brad Smith "neutralized" himself by sucking at returning kickoffs. He looked like Herman Munster running up the field.
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Brooks will be a gunner on the punt team....best since Wendling.
Nik Wallenda stumbled on May 9 tightrope walk above Baltimore harbor
in Off the Wall Archives
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The reported ends the segment by saying "Woooo there's got to be a better way to get some crabs!" That was funny to me.