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Episode I - The Football Menace - Mired in last place in the league, the Dark Lord Ralph Wilson continues to poorly manage his football team due to old age. Episode II - Coaching Clones - After years of mediocre coaching and stoic responses, the evil Sith Lord’s apprentice Dick Jauron starts takin gover the minds of his players, making them sound and act like him. Episode III - Revenge of the Dick - After going three straight years of 7-9 football, Dick Jauron signs a contract extension with the Dark Side in order to plague the fans and media of Buffalo with more boring and sophmoric football. Episode IV - A New Hope, HA! - In a statement before the last game of the year, Ralph Wilson, the Dark Lord releases a statement that he is not happy about the current Sith apprentice Dick Jauron, but a decision will be made after the season is over. The Dark One realizes he needs the Sith apprentice to continue to make clones so no one questions his football authority. Episode v - The Players Strike Back - With rebellion stirring around the Empire of the Bills trying to oust the evil Sith Lord Apprentice Dick Jauron, the clones rally around the Sith protecting him with their superstar power. Episode VI - Return of the Moron - The Empire of Buffalo releases a statement that the Dark Sith Apprentice will return next year as the leader of the clones. - Tim Redinger http://buffalowdown.com/2008/12/30/the-buf...ars-collection/

I should have known better than to fool you...

that was 25 years ago!

I can't think of a coach offhand that's had his back to the wall like Jauron and actually done well. Next year it will be week to week of bashing. It's a joke.

Say we lose the first 4 games of the season. Ralph's not gonna fire anyone until the season is over.

Jauron being retained means Schonert is on his way out right? Jauron has been with the Bills 3 years, Schonert only 1 year. Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stupidity = bad karma

The problem is even though we played sub-par teams starting off, we were carrying some momentum for the first time in a long time. It's up to the coaches to keep players focused and keep the momentum going. Confidence can do a lot for a team. It can also do a lot of bad if you're not coaching your players. BTW, were there ANY rb screen passes after week 6?

One thing is for sure, if you think fans are rowdy at the games in Buffalo, wait til they learn the team is moving. Then you'll have a situation on your hands.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready for another Ralph PC. It's almost like a standup comedy performance with the one liners.

Just to let you guys in on a secret, I'm actually Ralph Wilson. Bet you never expected to see me here...

I think it sucks.

My friend found this hidden footage of Dick on Saturday night http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...e11758c8dd18ca5

You guys want to hire a head coach before a GM? Hasn't that been the underlying problem?

It could be like those British cars, some have only 3 wheels. I remember them from Mr. Bean.

Yes, and is the hostility of the fans as Ralph continues to push 100 growing, and could it possibly just piss him off in the end? Could it all be linked to karma also?

For the record, I have a friend who got on the field in Miami at that game too. And he lives with his parents.

I'm not saying anything.. I was just asking..

Hogwash. Most of the players in the late 90's were Polian's leftovers.

I see a lot of fans take shots at his age a lot of times. With his age, could this make him senile if he truly is not? Or could it worsen the progress we expect to see?

Does anyone on Ralph's payroll know how to use a blackberry?

You just seem really agitated he posted the official gameday thread so early. Like he beat you to the punch or something. That's all. I don't believe anything on a message board.

I think so... I wonder what Ralph meant?!

Consider the person actually judging someone for this..

Just got some hidden footage from the meeting! Thank me later... TOP SECRET meeting footage! http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...f70012a333105a6