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At least they didn't use the word "victim" this time. Addendum: Why did my parents stop getting me a babysitter after I turned 10?

Kind of reminds me of this movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Shark_Versus_Crocosaurus

I think you can. Even if you can't, just go to the Bills area, then browse until you find the vendor and click their name. Then you can search "Bills" within their store and you'll see all of the options.

A telling thread topic, considering you have a few kids yourself, Beerball

I'm just glad you didn't say Dave Matthews Band and Britney Spears

I heard that that's given by PMI. You getting your PMS next?

"You ask me for a Playstation again and all you'll get for Christmas is a beating." -My Dad, circa 1998

I'm not really sure if this is actually Nix/Gailey's thing, especially when I look at religious demographics in the United States (particularly in the black community). Fact is, almost 80% of this nation is Christian, so it stands to reason that almost 80% of American football players will be too (it's probably more than that, if we're honest, considering the southern background that many of these football players come from).

Shark week drinking game, engage!

I think that was dev's point.

USC? For me, it's Syracuse

I'm still going with 50/50, maybe 55/45 with the Dems having the majority. LBJ started that "great society" crap, then Nixon followed up with the hysterical "War on Drugs" (although really it was just finally carrying out the laws that had been in place for some time) which subsequent presidents happily continued. If we are to use extreme terms, the Republicans became the capitalist fascists to the Democrats' socialists/communists.

What tower?

Um, sorry, but if you think that the !@#$ed-up political dynamic in this country is all the Democrats fault, you need to pull your head out of your ass, as it's apparently long overdue.

I've never seen this post before.

Could be?! ED is definitely not work-safe

I'm definitely getting one while I'm there.

Sent my boss a picture of that cake, he appreciated it. Thanks for the reminder, Fez. And thanks to you, Scott

Ask this guy: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/user/944-nick-in-england/

Actually, he's exactly one bajillion and one years old.

Because you slow down. Time dilation.

To be fair, I was looking at the shoutbox when I posted that. Lots of guys crying about how we're overpaying him.

Now everyone who hated on Promo for posting this, take a look at the reactions to the Brad Smith signing. Tell me you aren't laughing.

Back when I played varsity tennis I'd eat McDonald's and/or Burger King anywhere between 5 and 10 times per week (admittedly, I want to vomit when I look back on this). Same deal with me, though. I managed to maintain weight, stay fit (body fat percentage was around 9%), and keep my blood pressure and cholesterol down. What you eat does matter, but it's not what you eat so much as how much you eat and how much you do to offset what you've eaten. Now I splurge once a month or so, since I eat breakfast regularly and only work out three times per week. That's better.

Scrappy was driving? Jeez, Ralph cheaped out again! Bet they went to Dave & Buster's too.