SageAgainstTheMachine

Funny commercial, but he still didn't deserve that MVP...just sayin.

I've just never understood torture as a technique. If somebody is being tortured, truly tortured, they aren't motivated to tell the truth, they are just motivated to tell their captor what they want to hear...even somebody who genuinely has zero information. If somebody captured and tortured me, I'd probably tell them the locations of 1,000 different planned attacks and also admit to the JFK assassination.

Most people disagree strongly.

Damn, that's the hottest one yet. I mean, uhhh....more girls, please

pulling out is for quitters

Q: Why is it useless for a woman to get a driver's license? A: You don't need a car to get from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Pirates have olde timey muskets that hit their target like 25% of the time. Ninjas are silent assassins...pirates would be dead before they got a chance to pull the trigger.

Where was he being demonized?

Ok, pirates may be cooler, more badass, etc...But which one would actually win in a fight? Ninjas all the way...pirates wouldn't even know what hit them.

I don't see Miami being Thug U as much as Idiot U. Have you ever heard Frank Gore try to talk? As for actual thugs, Jeff Feagles comes to mind.

The imagery of this makes me laugh.

So what do all of you think about the TO signing?

If this "issue" were to ever actually turn into a controversy, I'm 100 percent sure that it would be Hardy's fault and not TO's. When you're one of the best of all time, you get whichever number you want.

I can almost hear the Bills broadcast 20 years from now. "Henry snaps the ball to Henry. Henry drops back looking for his favorite target, Henry, but he's double teamed by Henry and Henry. Henry pump fakes and eludes the heavy pressure from Henry. But now it looks like Henry is going to get him! No! A viscious block, right in the nick of time by Henry! Henry still with the ball, finally gets it off to his check down option, the running back Henry. Henry advancing to the 35, now the 40, breaks the tackle from Henry! Now to midfield, and finally ridden out of bounds by Henry! What a catch and run by Henry, of course none of it would have been possible without that brilliant block by Henry in the backfield. All the while, all four McGahees sit on the bench, sulking."

Travis Henry seems like a man who desperately wants to change, but hasn't been able to do it. For the first 30 years of his life, he has been able to get by on his football abilities, but now that he's out of the game I think he's realized he simply dug himself too deep of a hole and can't get out. He's got my best wishes, but he deserves what has come to him.

Well if you're not going to, would you mind...

Ah, I see you don't have an 11 year old daughter/granddaughter/sister/niece.

Hmmm, I thought they kinda conquered that general theme with the high school musical spoof...still, should be entertaining as hell.

You know how on boxes of pasta, each different kind of pasta has a number next to it? Like, Spaghetti 6, or Linguine 17, or Rotini 24, etc....What's the deal with that?

There are a few factors on why Cornell might get stuck with a 15 this year (not that it really even matters haha)... 1. The Ivy League's conference RPI is pretty bad this year 2. Cornell had a bunch of opportunities for statement wins and blew them all...We had halftime leads over Minnesota, Indiana, Syracuse, and St. Joseph's and blew them all in the second half 3. The biggest win this year (in terms of RPI) was against La Salle 4. I suspect that we were only given the 14 seed last year BECAUSE we were undefeated in conference. It will be a very interesting selection Sunday.

Gotta say, that is the most interestingly crafted sentence I've ever read.

I'm just hoping Cornell somehow manages to pull a 14 seed. Teams like Morehead State upsetting the OVC help, but the Red were only 11-3 in conference play this year. Last year, we were 14-0 and got a 14 seed.

No, Tenn Martin and Austin Peay are the Ohio Valley Conference teams that got upset by Morehead State. East Tennessee State is in the Atlantic Sun Conference.

Right on, Gringo! These guys get paid millions of dollars with all other kinds of perks, so why do they have to deal with accidentally coming in contact with sulfuric acid after a tiring game? Dammit, it doesn't make sense!

YEEEAAAAA GO VIKINGS!!!!!! BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP VIKINGS WOOOOOOOO (I'm not really a vikings fan, but I didn't want you to feel alone)