SageAgainstTheMachine

Do you have first hand experience with this actually being taught by a history teacher? If so, that is absolutely pathetic.

I think this is a GREAT idea. Whenever a team faces Vick, they have to put in a QB Spy or else he can just roll out to his left and run for a first down every time. Teams generally score about 56 points per game with Vick as their QB. O wait...we aren't talking about Madden 05? nevermind...

See me after class. (just pulling your leg)

He's trying to have a frank conversation, and you reply by belittling him with crude, disgusting remarks. Do you not think that your points are strong enough that you can't present them without a strawman attack?

First one is Young Frankenstein, without a doubt. Second one.....Breakfast Club? I'm probably wrong. Maybe Sixteen Candles? Something of that vein.

Hahahaha that's from Bananas, classic Woody Allen "What? What did he say? What, were you born in a barn man? Yeah, yeah, what planet are you from? You never heard of the Sultan of Swat? The Titan of Terror? The Colossus of Clout? THE COLOSSUS OF CLOUT! The King of Crash, man!"

Who even knows if Cassel is better than Orton? I'm very interested to see how Cassel does when the situation isn't as cozy as it was in New England.

Really? The last time I checked, the Buffalo Bills beat the Denver Broncos.

"Oh bliss! Oh bliss and heaven! It was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh! It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. " From my favorite movie, I'll be impressed by the person who gets it.

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. "They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send of theirs to the morgue."

wow

SKOOBY, do you have ANY idea of how secretive NFL teams are about their draft strategies? Unless a team has the #1 overall pick, the draft war room is a lock-and-key think tank. So no, nobody believes that you have a source on the inside and nobody believes these rumors that you post. Have you noticed that none of your rumors have come true? Furthermore, how come your source didn't tell you about the TO deal?

More than anything, my roommates and I just neglected to hit up the supermarket recently.

I have a job. I'm the Vice President of Training and Air Quality at a million dollar a year radio station. I only get paid in experience but it's a 30 hour a week job on top of my nearly endless schoolwork, and it should open a lot of doors for me in my chosen line of work. Not to mention that I'm the play by play announcer for Cornell women's basketball and baseball. But yeah, you guys know me, I'm just a bum who sits around all day. In conclusion, you guys can shove it.

I think poeticlaw is either James Joyce or Virginia Woolf.

Saltine crackers, spaghetti (without sauce), and beer. I'm a poor college student.

As you can probably tell from my avatar, I am Paul Posluszny. I drive a very nice car that is probably worth more than Turk Schonert's house. So take it from me, Cutler isn't that great.

Don't get me wrong, I love Buffalo. It's my place of birth and I still consider it home even though I'm studying elsewhere right now. However, from the perspective of an outsider (like TO) is it really that hard to imagine why he would consider Toronto to be the more appealing destination? If I wasn't from the 716 and I signed with the Bills, I'd probably spend the majority of my time in Toronto too. I wouldn't take it personally.

Martin and Bill Gramatica? CELEBRATION UBER FAIL

His name is Leopold Stotch thank you very much!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies/ I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. What's the best way to get a baby out of a blender?

It's called "the piss puck". What you do is piss and then put the piss in a short circular container and stick it in he freeze. Once it's nice and frozen, you remove the piss puck from the container and slip it under your buddy's door while he's sleeping. Obviously, he wakes up the next morning with a puddle of piss on his carpet and he has no idea why.

I swear, if she gets Aaron Pierce killed there'll be hell to pay.

Anyone else notice that the only threads this guy starts are about the chances of the Bills moving? And he has started quite a few of them too. Personally, I think he's just trying to get our goat.

haha I guess so