SageAgainstTheMachine

erynthered has had 12 brushes with death in his lifetime. 11 were from autoerotic asphyxiation.

We didn't overpay Hangartner he's getting 2.5 million a year, right?

Yeah, I read somewhere that 17% of people in America below the poverty line believe that buying lottery tickets is their vehicle out of the slums. It's pretty messed up.

Tim, do the Bills have a likely backup option to Coles? Or do you think we are now off the market for a #2 WR?

Oops, my bad. But what were the chances? At least I didn't post "Bills talking to Coles" or something like that.

Isn't it a good thing that Bills WRs fail to produce once they leave? That means we rid ourselves of them at the right time. Would you prefer that one of our former WRs had a 1,000 yard season for a different team?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/57042/onion-news...esnt-fking-work I laughed my ass off.

As of now, it looks like it. I expect us to draft a OG in maybe the 3rd round, and then perhaps replace Chambers as the starter in the 2010 season. Then again, I'd be fine picking up Waters too.

What's with the attitude that white guys are worse than other races? I'll tell you this, he was better than Dockery, Preston, and Fowler.

Trust me, he's the nickelback.

Hahaha you're not going to believe we signed Coles until you see actually see the contract, are you?

So Sully is a hack because he isn't on par with Herman Melville and John Feinstein? I tell ya, there are a LOT of hacks out there.

That was simply a perfectly thrown ball and a GREAT catch that the greatest CB in the world couldn't have defended. Don't worry about it.

However, there is hardly any prior evidence about linebackers named Rey.

WHO AMONG YOU IS MAN ENOUGH TO OPEN THE MYSTERY PICTURE - OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ???????? BE WARNED! THE CONTENTS MAY MELT YOUR BRAIN!

And Rocky Bernard...but what's your point?

Well, you can do definitely do a lot worse for a 3rd string RB.

Is that from So I Marriend an Axe Murderer? Fitzpatrick needs the big head to fit his Harvard brain inside.

Wait, when did Quinn beat us? Don't you remember Rian Lindell kicking that 47 yard field goal and then being mobbed by his teammates before we made one last defensive stop to beat the Browns? Yeah, that was the game that got us back on track for making the playoffs. Honestly, I doubt that the Bills would have even won the Superbowl if Lindell misses that kick, seeing as we just barely snuck into the playoffs after the dramatic victory over the Patriots in week 17.

I voted "just ok". Let me explain. It's not because they aren't nice to look at, it's because the pictures are not a rare commodity. You can type "hot girl" into google image search and find the same stuff.

I think 3 years, 18 million is too much for him. If he's honestly looking for more than that, he'll probably be disappointed by the Bengals' offer too.

Do you ever get tired of copy/pasting emails you get from conservative friends?

It's a product of the media. Brady versus Manning, instead of Patriots versus Colts. Romo versus Manning, instead of Cowboys versus Giants.

The only thing Roy Williams has ever contributed is a bad attitude and the Horse Collar rule.

Is this sarcasm?