SageAgainstTheMachine

Hey, it's not my fault that you suck at being sarcastic, brother.

TO told everybody Garcia was gay...two guys generally don't make up after that.

Really? I was just in Philly (granted, it was the better part of Philly) and I found it delightful.

Nope, don't try to backtrack.

I love it when sarcasm flies right over somebody's head. WHOOOSH

I bolded the ones that I believe are correct. Playing through the Superbowl for Philly in pretty excruciating pain proved that he's in to win it. However, whatever emotional issues he has have made him very very far from being the ideal teammate. Also, he acts selfish. A quarterback's job is to throw the ball to an open receiver. If Witten was open more often than TO, he deserved the ball more. TO complains when he isn't the premier receiver in any given game. What will happen if it's week 1 and TO get 4 receptions for 47 yards, while Evans gets 7 receptions for 150 yards and 2 touchdowns? Even if the Bills win the game, TO might be prone to running his mouth off. That can create issues.

Possibly the single worst paragraph of sports writing I've ever had the misfortune of reading.

I used to watch those shows a lot more than I do now. I got tired of hearing the same old crap over and over again. But I think most people would be lying if they said they weren't interested in what the talking heads are saying about the signing.

Mmmmm Ted's...I'm hankering for a couple of dogs and vinegar french fries right now.

Well, an upgrade over Royal perhaps, but Dereks Fine and Schoumann are probably better than LJ Smith.

Well, he went to school in Binghamton's journalism school. I suppose that's not a Buffalo connection, but he's been kind to the Bills when they were on MNF. Honestly, when I wrote my original comment I got his back story mixed up with Jaworski's.

Unfortunately, you're probably right. I think the PTI guys will be kind, Kornheiser having the Buffalo connection. Jim Rome will insult us and the Around the Horn guys will be tool douches as always.

It's the NFL, there's no single team that "stays healthy".

Lack of interest elsewhere, we ponied up some dough, and we might have had the most potential among the teams vying for him.

Can't get any better than this? You're easily impressed...

Sadly, I could actually see that one happening.

Did you think it was his burning desire to play for the Bills? I'm sure he's a die hard fan, having grown up in Alabama and all.

I hate how most people don't understand what the word irony means.

I don't think he's the type of guy that parties a lot. He seems like he mostly keeps to himself in his private life.

There is a zero percent chance that TO is kept out of the HOF. He is one of the best of all time.

Defenses decide who the number 1 and number 2 wide receivers are. If you're facing the Raiders and Nnamdi is defending a particular guy all game, he's your number 1 wide receiver.

That's the beautiful thing about the signing...every single offensive skill player benefits from this. Trent has a brand new shiny receiving weapon and won't require as much time in the pocket. Evans won't have to worry about double teams anymore. Reed will largely be covered by outside linebackers and strong safeties all year. Lynch/Jackson won't have to deal with any more than 7 in the box. Whatever tight end is starting for us will have tons of open space to deal with.

Reed isn't as fast or dodgy as Welker, but on a relative scale it will be a fair comparison. I wouldn't be surprised if Reed sits on 800 yards and 4 touchdowns this year.

Michael Vick tortured, starved, then murdered dogs for sport. Terrell Owens has emotional issues and is prone to creating lockerroom disturbances. Yeah, TO is worse...

OMG Hugo Chavez alluded to Obama in a speech! That must mean Obama agrees with whatever he says!