SageAgainstTheMachine

Because in America, people have this bizarre need to be stimulated by something always and RIGHT NOW. Moments of internal thought are not encouraged. Think about it. There's a break in the game action. Your visual sense is no longer being entertained. If the stadium doesn't immediately jizz all over you with audible stimulus, you might have to do something radical like...I dont know, talk to the person in the seat next to you. The horror.

I don't want to see Spiller and McIntyre on the field simultaneously. If C.J. accidentally runs into Corey it could mean the end of his career.

Creed - Potassium Cyanide

Crosby haters are ridiculous. If he was a Sabre, there would be a couple statues downtown already.

They probably have a better chance than we think...meaning a 3% chance instead of 1%

Do you know what else doesn't have any corners? A NASCAR track. This may go deeper than any of us imagined...

The office is shaped like an oval. If you don't respect that already, there's really nothing I can say to convince you.

I don't normally have much patience for Oliver Stone's directorial style but I liked Any Given Sunday, especially how it gave a 360 degree view of NFL football (the coaches, the players, team doctors, journalists, owners, etc.) And Al Pacino's speech is classic.

I like the part where you turned Gailey into Failey. That was really funny!

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Tell me something, friend. Don't you suppose that some fans enjoy attending Bills games and wearing the merch because they think it's fun, regardless of the team's results? And don't you suppose it's a bit egocentric to lecture people about how they ought to spend their free time and expendable income? Will you go to the prom with me? I asked Carly but she said she's going with Josh Davies.

That's a good question. It hurt like hell when God slapped the ball out of Stevie's hands in OT vs. Pittsburgh, but in retrospect that's the type of loss you can live with...dust yourself off and move on. Today's loss...just a pathetic effort.

It's true that happiness tends to exist in relation to specific context rather than general context (ie. we assume that impoverished people spend each day miserable due to their poverty, when in reality they are nuanced beings who experience good days and bad days).

I won't condescend to you, because we all get by in life the best we can. But why have you pigeon-holed your interests in such a way? This is a big world with many beautiful things in it.

I'm gonna throw out a wildcard here. Mexico City Guillermos.

Go !@#$ yourself.

Odd story, but Ill take you on your word.

It's only three consecutive embarrassing losses to average teams. If the Bills capture lightning in a bottle, I'm confident they can make it to 6-10.

+1 I believe in intangibles. I don't weight them as heavily as some, but I think a winning attitude, the spark, plays a role. The only thing I've ever objected to is that the media tends to forget Tebow's teammates (and that includes all the other impressive young men at UF).

They do correlate very closely. You don't move the ball, you don't score. Denver's defense has been winning them games, and Tebow has chipped in with timely plays. Good for him. Any young QB who shows that sort of poise can't be written off. I still need proof that he can move the ball consistently.

Except not nearly as many.

Yeah, Tim Tebow is very accurate if you include all of his rushes as completed passes.

I have a rotating cast of made up words that I use. "Torgsdeep", for example, is one of the retired ones. Perfect system because I'll never forget them, but nobody could ever guess them.

Points are the only thing that technically matters, but points allowed and yards allowed are correlated closely enough that yards allowed (situationally) can be analyzed to predict future returns.

Is soccer that one where the surfboard ripped off her shirt that one time?