spartacus Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 not sure why this distinction is not being more fully explored. Dick made it clear Alex will call the plays but they will have a running game guy and a passing game guy Alex will not be the "offensive coordinator" the last time the Bills tried this approach- one of the "guys"put the other's head through a wall can't wait until the fun starts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's because One Bills Drive doesn't want to admit that their real offensive coordinator is a highly trained chimp who not only specializes in drawing Xs and Os but also can throw his own feces 70 yards. On one knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's because One Bills Drive doesn't want to admit that their real offensive coordinator is a highly trained chimp who not only specializes in drawing Xs and Os but also can throw his own feces 70 yards. On one knee. DC Tom? The Crap Throwing Monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's because One Bills Drive doesn't want to admit that their real offensive coordinator is a highly trained chimp who not only specializes in drawing Xs and Os but also can throw his own feces 70 yards. On one knee. He should be playing quarterback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 The coaching staff is a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'64 Bills Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 not sure why this distinction is not being more fully explored. Dick made it clear Alex will call the plays but they will have a running game guy and a passing game guy Alex will not be the "offensive coordinator" the last time the Bills tried this approach- one of the "guys"put the other's head through a wall can't wait until the fun starts oh so true - - this should be interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 DC Tom? The Crap Throwing Monkey? Hahaha! Well played. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's because One Bills Drive doesn't want to admit that their real offensive coordinator is a highly trained chimp who not only specializes in drawing Xs and Os but also can throw his own feces 70 yards. On one knee. A lot better than that chimp who keeps throwing his feces to the running back on 3rd and long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChimp Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's because One Bills Drive doesn't want to admit that their real offensive coordinator is a highly trained chimp who not only specializes in drawing Xs and Os but also can throw his own feces 70 yards. On one knee. Hey now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sig1Hunter Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Hey now. Dude, you should either change your name or get that picture of the orangutan off of your avatar. You are confusing me! TheChimp is an enigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Hey now. Well, he did say you were highly trained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthICE Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 not sure why this distinction is not being more fully explored. Dick made it clear Alex will call the plays but they will have a running game guy and a passing game guy Alex will not be the "offensive coordinator" the last time the Bills tried this approach- one of the "guys"put the other's head through a wall can't wait until the fun starts LMAO only in Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's because One Bills Drive doesn't want to admit that their real offensive coordinator is a highly trained chimp who not only specializes in drawing Xs and Os but also can throw his own feces 70 yards. On one knee. Heath Shuler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermike Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 So we have no offensive coordinator AND no GM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Same old Story Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Just read a great article in ESPN magazine regarding a certain winning team in the AFC east that has no OC and they happen to be Buffalo's week 1 opponent. I like the move a lot. So many weeks last year ended with Bills fans yelling about the play calling, maybe now it will change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Coordination is over rated. Long live the new clumsy offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmjoyce113 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 not sure why this distinction is not being more fully explored. Dick made it clear Alex will call the plays but they will have a running game guy and a passing game guy Alex will not be the "offensive coordinator" the last time the Bills tried this approach- one of the "guys"put the other's head through a wall can't wait until the fun starts Last time I believe was last year. Studesville held the same role, it just wasn't publicized as much because the Bills didn't fire Schonert the week before the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy griffin Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Joe Weisnewski, of Canisius High School, will be calling the plays this Sunday. He is an old pal of Ralphs - both attended high school together in Detroit in the 1940s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Naming him offensive coordinator would have meant an increase in salary. Something that Ralph simply couldn't live with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 So we have no offensive coordinator AND no GM? Jauron is the OC. They just don't want to say it publically because they know it won't sit well with fans. Not joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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