damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Drugs? No. I don't take drugs. Having lunch today for lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Having lunch today for lunch? Ya tink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Drugs? No. I don't take drugs. I don't like your attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Ya tink? Oh yeah ... you blend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I don't like your attitude. That's a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 That's a surprise. The correct answer is 'what else is new?' -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 The correct answer is 'what else is new?' -1 Don't shake your head I'm not finished yet. Wait until you hear the whole thing you can understand what it is that I'm askin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Don't shake your head I'm not finished yet. Wait until you hear the whole thing you can understand what it is that I'm askin'. Then, two different men drive up in a similar looking car, go into the store, shoot the clerk, rob him, then leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Then, two different men drive up in a similar looking car, go into the store, shoot the clerk, rob him, then leave? Are these magic grits? Did he buy his grits, from the same guy, who sold jack, his beanstalk beans?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Then, two different men drive up in a similar looking car, go into the store, shoot the clerk, rob him, then leave? Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' f---ked one way or the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Vinny: Hey, how ya doin'? [to witness] Vinny: Mr. Crane, what are these pictures of? Witness: My house and stuff. Vinny: House and stuff. And what is this brown stuff on your window. Witness: Dirt. Vinny: Dirt. And what is this rusty, dusty, dirty looking thing that's covering your window? Witness: That's a screen. Vinny: A screen! It's a screen. And what are these really big things that are right in the middle of your view of the Sac-o-Suds and your kitchen window, what do we call these big things? Witness: Trees? Vinny: Trees, that's right, don't be afraid just shout 'em right out when you know 'em. And what are these thousands of little things that are on trees? Witness: Leaves. Vinny: And these big bushy things between the trees. Witness: Bushes. Vinny: Bushes. So, Mr. Crane, you can positively identify the defendants, for a moment of 2 seconds, looking through this dirty window, this crud covered screen, all of these trees, with all of these leaves on them, and I don't know how many bushes. Witness: Looks like five. Vinny: Uh, uh, uh, don't forget, this one and this one. Witness: Seven bushes! Vinny: Seven bushes. So, what do you think? Isn't possible you just saw two guys in a green convertable and not necessarily these two particular guys? Witness: I suppose. Vinnyi: I'm finished with this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I shot the clerk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters. Some of them do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 what is your current profession? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I'm an out of work hairdresser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I'm an out of work hairdresser. An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles? It doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 It doesn't. I'm finished with this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 It doesn't. Whose hair do you cut? VABills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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