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Brady and Gisele Bundchen caused quite a splash at Community Boating Inc. on Beacon Hill the other day when the New England Patriots QB/QT flipped his rented kayak and had to be fished out of the Charles River!

 

“They got wet,” said Someone Who Was There. “But they seemed to have a great time.”

 

According to our spies, Tom and Gi rented a pair of kayaks from the sailing club behind the Hatch Shell and the Community Boating bunch got them loaded in and on their way. At some point, however, Tom tipped over and couldn’t get back in the boat!

 

“He had to be rescued,” said our spy. “The launch guy went out and got him and got him back in the kayak. He’s been bragging about it ever since. He’s telling everyone he rescued Tom Brady.”

 

couldn't resist

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"It's too bad something worse didn't happen."

 

thats a bit harsh.

 

You're right, that's not harsh enough. Ok, it's too bad a snapping turtle didn't attack him and enjoy a snack of mixed nuts.

 

BTW, that "launch guy" rescue story is a coverup...Gisele was the one who pulled him out.

 

LOL x1000 for the Bruschi comments!

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Brady and Gisele Bundchen caused quite a splash at Community Boating Inc. on Beacon Hill the other day when the New England Patriots QB/QT flipped his rented kayak and had to be fished out of the Charles River!

 

“They got wet,” said Someone Who Was There. “But they seemed to have a great time.”

 

According to our spies, Tom and Gi rented a pair of kayaks from the sailing club behind the Hatch Shell and the Community Boating bunch got them loaded in and on their way. At some point, however, Tom tipped over and couldn’t get back in the boat!

 

“He had to be rescued,” said our spy. “The launch guy went out and got him and got him back in the kayak. He’s been bragging about it ever since. He’s telling everyone he rescued Tom Brady.”

 

couldn't resist

Way to show the mother of your child(ren) that you can be counted on, Marsha! :rolleyes:

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Brady and Gisele Bundchen caused quite a splash at Community Boating Inc. on Beacon Hill the other day when the New England Patriots QB/QT flipped his rented kayak and had to be fished out of the Charles River!

 

“They got wet,” said Someone Who Was There. “But they seemed to have a great time.”

 

According to our spies, Tom and Gi rented a pair of kayaks from the sailing club behind the Hatch Shell and the Community Boating bunch got them loaded in and on their way. At some point, however, Tom tipped over and couldn’t get back in the boat!

 

“He had to be rescued,” said our spy. “The launch guy went out and got him and got him back in the kayak. He’s been bragging about it ever since. He’s telling everyone he rescued Tom Brady.”

 

couldn't resist

 

The story would be a lot better if at the end it read, "and as they were walking back to their car a vehicle driven by Donte Stallworth..." :wallbash:

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The story would be a lot better if at the end it read, "and as they were walking back to their car a vehicle driven by Donte Stallworth..." :doh:

There are so many as$holes on this site anymore, it's hard to believe.... :wallbash:

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