Guffalo Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Bruised one ankle and broke his other ankle on the first play of the 2006 game against the Hamburg Seadevils, had his ankles taped in and returned on the field after just 2 downs; winning the game and posting a 109.5 QB rating to boost. Note this is a true fact. They are all true, the Chroise may put you assunder just for insinuating that there is any question of his powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Moses Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Bruised one ankle and broke his other ankle on the first play of the 2006 game against the Hamburg Seadevils, had his ankles taped in and returned on the field after just 2 downs; winning the game and posting a 109.5 QB rating to boost. Note this is a true fact. This is the hardest post to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladiebla Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 This is the hardest post to believe. Â Copy of original press release: http://www.mysportsbook.net/news/sports_betting/183341.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDVA Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 When the Chroise pulled into the MacDonald's drive through at 10:31 am on a Wednesday, he ordered from the breakfast menu, they served him without informing him they were now serving lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numark Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The Chroise has a 101 rating in madden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperKillerRobots Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Most of you are probably aware of the Chuck Norris facts website, which lists all the facts about Chuck Norris We need to start compiling a similar list of Chroise® Facts, such as...  Hamden invented the Konami code so his friends could keep up with him in two player Contra  I can't come close to topping that one.  Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, select, start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San-O Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 He was once mistakenly called for a holding penalty while blocking in pass protection... during a play in which he was also the quarterback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 It is believed that the Chroise has cured Magic Johnson of the HIV virus. When asked why he has not cured the rest of the world, the Chroise said "The rest of the world hasn't played for my beloved Lakers". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 Ryan Fitzpatrick is a pimp. He never could have outfought JP. But I didn't know until this very day. It was Hamden all along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Hamdan knows the last two digits of Pi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GripnRip Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 F A I L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Whenever the Chroise ***** he withers the grass, The whole league trembles when he shakes his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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