DrDawkinstein Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Bible Belt claims it as a mere test of faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Bible Belt claims it as a mere test of faith I argue with the CREtins (creationists) on another board and you would be amazed at the weird stuff they come up with to explain away stuff like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1billsfan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Bible Belt claims it as a mere test of faith It's too bad that "missing link" was about a million years late to the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Bible Belt claims it as a mere test of faith I've seen missing links many times--mostly working as bouncers in Buffalo bars in the 70s and 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Obviously this is BS because the earth is only 10,000 years old and thus something dated 200,000 years ago can't exist. NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH I CAN'T HEAR YOU NUH NUH NUH NUH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Obviously this is BS because the earth is only 10,000 years old and thus something dated 200,000 years ago can't exist. NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH I CAN'T HEAR YOU NUH NUH NUH NUH. lol http://imgur.com/x0r1u.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 lol http://imgur.com/x0r1u.png And that's all I have to say 'bout that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I don't understand why the bible thumpers dont just embrace the concept that maybe god created evolution! Maybe 2000 years ago we weren't evolved enough to wrap our minds around that concept? Some people in the middle east still are not evolved enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I don't understand why the bible thumpers dont just embrace the concept that maybe god created evolution! Maybe 2000 years ago we weren't evolved enough to wrap our minds around that concept? My father is a minister and he believes in evolution. I think the main reason for that is he's not a mental midget. Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I argue with the CREtins (creationists) on another board and you would be amazed at the weird stuff they come up with to explain away stuff like this. I don't think much of this, either way. You are 51 years old, yet in that short time, you know more than the collective thoughts of billions that preceded you. Neat. The Book of Genisis preceded Darwin by...a bit... 1.2 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 1.21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. Could be that God understands science, and evolution. "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Hamlet, Act 1, scene 5 Points to ponder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The Flying Spaghetti Monster put it there to fool us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The Flying Spaghetti Monster put it there to fool us Shut up you retarded fish frog, you are offending http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa222/Setian_Sins/God.jpg and his son http://mattstone.blogs.com/photos/christia...hparkjesus2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I don't understand why the bible thumpers dont just embrace the concept that maybe god created evolution! Maybe 2000 years ago we weren't evolved enough to wrap our minds around that concept? Some people in the middle east still are not evolved enough. The Pope even believes in evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I don't think much of this, either way. You are 51 years old, yet in that short time, you know more than the collective thoughts of billions that preceded you. Neat. The Book of Genisis preceded Darwin by...a bit... 1.2 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 1.21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. Could be that God understands science, and evolution. "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Hamlet, Act 1, scene 5 Points to ponder. Gee, from the oceans to everything that moves to avians. Well that is clearly false. I mean dinosaurs were reptiles. Science has known this for going on two centuries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I don't think much of this, either way. You are 51 years old, yet in that short time, you know more than the collective thoughts of billions that preceded you. Neat. The Book of Genisis preceded Darwin by...a bit... 1.2 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 1.21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. Could be that God understands science, and evolution. "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Hamlet, Act 1, scene 5 Points to ponder. My apology to you, Wacka. My opening words were a rudeness to you. stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Bible Belt claims it as a mere test of faith What is SKOOBY going to do without his skull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 "Not noted in the report was the happenstance finding that this proto homo sapien species used ivory instead of wood to carve their chess pieces...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boom Jam Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Bible Belt claims it as a mere test of faith Science is going to be hard pressed to complete the evolutionary lineage between neanderthal man and modern humans, and that's because there isn't one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 What is SKOOBY going to do without his skull? "Not noted in the report was the happenstance finding that this proto homo sapien species used ivory instead of wood to carve their chess pieces...." I can't believe you wasted the time to actually type that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boom Jam Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 It's too bad that "missing link" was about a million years late to the party. Bigfoot mystery solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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