TSNBDSC Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 ... is there something I can buy and use to make these dogs stop barking ? ... high pitch wistle (spelling), air horn, etc, ? ... I believe there was a discussion on this issue a while back but a search came up dry ... thanks ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Here is your two-step plane... Very simple: #1 #2 Oh, that's 50 bucks... I accept cash or certified check/money order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Know any new Korean immigrants? Try the Seinfeld method, just don't leave a piece of shirt behind and take him a lot farther away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 ... is there something I can buy and use to make these dogs stop barking ? ... high pitch wistle (spelling), air horn, etc, ? ... I believe there was a discussion on this issue a while back but a search came up dry ... thanks ... OK. Here's whatcha do (and you didn't hear this from me). Ya get yerself a 5 pound bag of cheap dog food. Then buy yerself a gallon of ethylene glycol automotive antifreeze (make sure the label DOES NOT read "non-toxic"). Add the antifreeze to the bag of dog food, let it absorb for awhile, then chuck it over to the annoying little bastards. For under fifteen bucks, you now have peace and quiet and have avoided an unnecessary confrontation with your rude , inconsiderate, and unreasonable neighbors. Tips - 1. Be sure to leave no prints on the bag of food. 2. Pay for items with cash. 3. Dispose of empty antifreeze jug away from your home immediately. Good luck with this and let me know if I may be of assistance in any other matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 OK. Here's whatcha do (and you didn't hear this from me). Ya get yerself a 5 pound bag of cheap dog food. Then buy yerself a gallon of ethylene glycol automotive antifreeze (make sure the label DOES NOT read "non-toxic"). Add the antifreeze to the bag of dog food, let it absorb for awhile, then chuck it over to the annoying little bastards. For under fifteen bucks, you now have peace and quiet and have avoided an unnecessary confrontation with your rude , inconsiderate, and unreasonable neighbors. Tips - 1. Be sure to leave no prints on the bag of food. 2. Pay for items with cash. 3. Dispose of empty antifreeze jug away from your home immediately. Good luck with this and let me know if I may be of assistance in any other matters. I hope someone ends up doing this to you one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Here is your two-step plane... Very simple: #1 #2 Oh, that's 50 bucks... I accept cash or certified check/money order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Shiv the mofo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Install Bark Stop This will train a dog that when it barks there are repercussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Install Bark Stop This will train a dog that when it barks there are repercussions. I think I need to swallow the Valium Mill! No room for the steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 i think you are all excited watching the hockey game.... some warm milk and relaxation , the good guys win... I think I need to swallow the Valium Mill! No room for the steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I think I need to swallow the Valium Mill! No room for the steak. mmmm, steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 i think you are all excited watching the hockey game.... some warm milk and relaxation , the good guys win... True... I may even put in just a little bit of my daughter's strwaberry flavor to honor the occasion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I hope someone ends up doing this to you one day. I find it unlikely the poster will eat dog food he finds in his yard. Barking dogs, how ever, can be a threat to ones sanity. What ever means necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I hope someone ends up doing this to you one day. He is strange but I doubt he eats dog food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 OK. Here's whatcha do (and you didn't hear this from me). Ya get yerself a 5 pound bag of cheap dog food. Then buy yerself a gallon of ethylene glycol automotive antifreeze (make sure the label DOES NOT read "non-toxic"). Add the antifreeze to the bag of dog food, let it absorb for awhile, then chuck it over to the annoying little bastards. For under fifteen bucks, you now have peace and quiet and have avoided an unnecessary confrontation with your rude , inconsiderate, and unreasonable neighbors. Tips - 1. Be sure to leave no prints on the bag of food. 2. Pay for items with cash. 3. Dispose of empty antifreeze jug away from your home immediately. Good luck with this and let me know if I may be of assistance in any other matters. If I ever found out someone poisoned my dogs (not that I let them bark outside) they would get to know the business end of my .45! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 If I ever found out someone poisoned my dogs (not that I let them bark outside) they would get to know the business end of my .45! ... says the Charles Bronson wannabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 ... says the Charles Bronson wannabe. You might want to have a chat with the neighbor. If that doesn't work..show him the business end of YOUR 45. If that doesn't work shoot the f-ing dogs. or shiv them..what the hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 You might want to have a chat with the neighbor. If that doesn't work..show him the business end of YOUR 45. If that doesn't work shoot the f-ing dogs. or shiv them..what the hell. That would be the first logical step. However, if someone is willing to allow their dogs to bark for hours on end with no regard for their neighbors, they probably won't be very receptive to you coming on to their property and telling them (no matter how diplomatic and polite you may be) what to do with their animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 That would be the first logical step. However, if someone is willing to allow their dogs to bark for hours on end with no regard for their neighbors, they probably won't be very receptive to you coming on to their property and telling them (no matter how diplomatic and polite you may be) what to do with their animals. If they don't listen file a police report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmwolf21 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Anyone else confused as heck when Steely and chknwing post in the same thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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