dib Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Does the vagina of a tuna smell like a human being? 88117[/snapback] What's green and smells like Miss Piggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 What does one bring to one of these parties? I mean I can see bringing some beers or wine, but, what kinds of food or snacks would you bring? 88140[/snapback] cocktail weiners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 What does one bring to one of these parties? I mean I can see bringing some beers or wine, but, what kinds of food or snacks would you bring? 88140[/snapback] Bagels and doughnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 What's green and smells like Miss Piggy? 88167[/snapback] Kermits face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOOOOOO Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 What does one bring to one of these parties? I mean I can see bringing some beers or wine, but, what kinds of food or snacks would you bring? 88140[/snapback] Edible Panties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Kermits face? 88175[/snapback] close enough- his tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Snacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Edible Panties 88183[/snapback] Not the kind with fudge in them I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Hey Gidge, we're still talking about the party, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 there are only two things that taste like tuna fish and only one of them is. And the other shouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester43 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 a female friend of mine (katie from the bills/chargers tailgate...some of you met her) just went to a girls-only party...came home with something called a "jelly osaki," which she can't stop talking about btw, but i digress... anyway, she said the highlight of the evening was when the hostess gave out free samples of some sort of "hands-free" orgasm creme...apparently it is to be applied by fingertip to the appropriate feminine anatomical structure (can i say "cl!t" here?), where it induces such an immense increase in blood flow that it can finish the job for you, if you know what i mean. at least that's what they claim. so one-by-one all of the women take their fingerfuls to the bathroom and return...and it was like clockwork...within 2 minutes the entire room was sitting there giggling, red-faced and slightly sweaty. in other words, it was a little of this: , and a little of this: . she said if you had just walked in the room, it looked like everyone had just eaten some kind of suicide chicken-wing sauce...but yet they were carrying on like the potsmoking scene from "9-to-5." i said it sounds like great stuff(!), and did they have anything like it for guys? she said no, but they were trying to get everyone to buy the $30 electric vaginas for their husbands and boyfriends. i told her my conservative friends over here at the PPP board said they were overrated, and i'm glad she didn't buy me one. so anyway jay, i think you're going to have some fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidey Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 it'll put some spark back in the bedroom. JUMPSTART I love you Kelly be careful where you attach those cables they might pinch. 88071[/snapback] Thats assuming one needs more spark. I have never been invited to one but I am sure my wife and I would not say no to the opp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidey Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 a female friend of mine (katie from the bills/chargers tailgate...some of you met her) just went to a girls-only party...came home with something called a "jelly osaki," which she can't stop talking about btw, but i digress... anyway, she said the highlight of the evening was when the hostess gave out free samples of some sort of "hands-free" orgasm creme...apparently it is to be applied by fingertip to the appropriate feminine anatomical structure (can i say "cl!t" here?), where it induces such an immense increase in blood flow that it can finish the job for you, if you know what i mean. at least that's what they claim. so one-by-one all of the women take their fingerfuls to the bathroom and return...and it was like clockwork...within 2 minutes the entire room was sitting there giggling, red-faced and slightly sweaty. in other words, it was a little of this: , and a little of this: . she said if you had just walked in the room, it looked like everyone had just eaten some kind of suicide chicken-wing sauce...but yet they were carrying on like the potsmoking scene from "9-to-5." i said it sounds like great stuff(!), and did they have anything like it for guys? she said no, but they were trying to get everyone to buy the $30 electric vaginas for their husbands and boyfriends. i told her my conservative friends over here at the PPP board said they were overrated, and i'm glad she didn't buy me one. so anyway jay, i think you're going to have some fun. 88256[/snapback] man that cream could come in handy never heard of it but now gives me a stocking stuffer idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Guess I know what Jay will be bringing to the next TAILgate cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfmeister Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 It is called Vigel and it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodnarb Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 no, but i imagine that would be an awkward party to have unless you're REALLY close to everyone there. But i've seen on HBO some hilarious high-tech dildonics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 no, but i imagine that would be an awkward party to have unless you're REALLY close to everyone there. But i've seen on HBO some hilarious high-tech dildonics. 88579[/snapback] Yeah, HBO late night is interesting. But who would play that much $$ for something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Taste and enjoy! http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2004-0...ican-stds_x.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Have you guys ever seen the ads for the vibrating "saddle" with the little dildo on the front. Girls straddle the saddle and use a handheld remote to increase or decrease the vibration. They can either push up against the dildo or sit directly on it. I have a little video clip of a girl using one. Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Have you guys ever seen the ads for the vibrating "saddle" with the little dildo on the front. Girls straddle the saddle and use a handheld remote to increase or decrease the vibration. They can either push up against the dildo or sit directly on it. I have a little video clip of a girl using one. Funny stuff. 88607[/snapback] i think you are referring to the sybian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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