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Juice goes to jail...........


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Juice may still need to be removed from the Wall of Fame at the stadium before the Bills can fully realize the lifting of the curse :P

 

Well, now that he's actually a convicted felon, Ralph has his reason. Bob Kalsu is on the wall for being an unremarkable football player but a great human being. Conversely, OJ should be off the wall because he was a great player but a horrible human being.

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The University of Buffalo Bulls win the MAC title against an undefeated, #12 ranked team. The Buffalo Bills win out in the regular season and garner a WC spot in the playoffs. Down 35-3 against Denver in the 3rd quarter of a rematch we roll off 35 straight before winning in OT 41-38. We steamroll Pittsburgh. Against Tennessee, we're down five after giving up a TD with 13 seconds left. They kickoff to Roscoe Parrish who runs to the right side of the field, turns and throws the ball back to McKelvin on the other side. McKelvin follows the train of blockers to the endzone giving us a 1 point victory to make the SB. Buffalo is losing to the Giants 19-17 with 37 seconds left. We have the ball on our own 26 with 1 TO. Edwards hits Evans for a 31 yard gain on an out-and-up route. Evans steps out of bounds to stop the clock. 25 seconds remaining. From the "Shotgun" with 4 WR, Lynch gets the ball on a draw play and fights for 13 yards. The Bills call TO with 3 seconds left. Lindell steps onto the field. Here's the snap. The kick is up. It looks to be wide right. The ball draws back in and scrapes just inside of the uprights. BILLS WIN, BILLS WIN!!!! THE BUFFALO BILLS HAVE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! THE WHOLE CITY OF BUFFALO IS GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!! Christ's second coming takes place as Ralph hoists the Lombardi trophy. All's well that ends well :wacko:

 

Sorry, I needed to revise it a little :P

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This is the following scenario that is about to happen:

 

The University of Buffalo Bulls win the MAC title against an undefeated, #12 ranked team. The Buffalo Bills win out in the regular season and garner a WC spot in the playoffs. Down 35-3 against Denver in the 3rd quarter of a rematch we roll off 35 straight before winning in OT 41-38. We steamroll Pittsburgh and Tennessee to make the SB. Buffalo is losing to the Giants 19-17 with 37 seconds left. We have the ball on our own 26 with 1 TO. Edwards hits Evans for a 31 yard gain on an out-and-up route. Evans steps out of bounds to stop the clock. 25 seconds remaining. From the "Shotgun" with 4 WR, Lynch gets the ball on a draw play and fights for 13 yards. The Bills call TO with 3 seconds left. Lindell steps onto the field. Here's the snap. The kick is up. It looks to be wide right. The ball draws back in and scrapes just inside of the uprights. BILLS WIN, BILLS WIN!!!! THE BUFFALO BILLS HAVE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! THE WHOLE CITY OF BUFFALO IS GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!! Christ's second coming takes place as Ralph hoists the Lombardi trophy. All's well that ends well :P

what ever drug you're taking, i hope it never wears off.

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This is the following scenario that is about to happen:

 

The University of Buffalo Bulls win the MAC title against an undefeated, #12 ranked team. The Buffalo Bills win out in the regular season and garner a WC spot in the playoffs. Down 35-3 against Denver in the 3rd quarter of a rematch we roll off 35 straight before winning in OT 41-38. We steamroll Pittsburgh. Against Tennessee, we're down five after giving up a TD with 13 seconds left. They kickoff to Roscoe Parrish who runs to the right side of the field, turns and throws the ball back to McKelvin on the other side. McKelvin follows the train of blockers to the endzone giving us a 1 point victory to make the SB. Buffalo is losing to the Giants 19-17 with 37 seconds left. We have the ball on our own 26 with 1 TO. Edwards hits Evans for a 31 yard gain on an out-and-up route. Evans steps out of bounds to stop the clock. 25 seconds remaining. From the "Shotgun" with 4 WR, Lynch gets the ball on a draw play and fights for 13 yards. The Bills call TO with 3 seconds left. Lindell steps onto the field. Here's the snap. The kick is up. It looks to be wide right. The ball draws back in and scrapes just inside of the uprights. BILLS WIN, BILLS WIN!!!! THE BUFFALO BILLS HAVE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! THE WHOLE CITY OF BUFFALO IS GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!! Christ's second coming takes place as Ralph hoists the Lombardi trophy. All's well that ends well :beer:

 

Sorry, I needed to revise it a little :wacko:

 

Ill have what you're having... :P

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This is the following scenario that is about to happen:

 

The University of Buffalo Bulls win the MAC title against an undefeated, #12 ranked team. The Buffalo Bills win out in the regular season and garner a WC spot in the playoffs. Down 35-3 against Denver in the 3rd quarter of a rematch we roll off 35 straight before winning in OT 41-38. We steamroll Pittsburgh. Against Tennessee, we're down five after giving up a TD with 13 seconds left. They kickoff to Roscoe Parrish who runs to the right side of the field, turns and throws the ball back to McKelvin on the other side. McKelvin follows the train of blockers to the endzone giving us a 1 point victory to make the SB. Buffalo is losing to the Giants 19-17 with 37 seconds left. We have the ball on our own 26 with 1 TO. Edwards hits Evans for a 31 yard gain on an out-and-up route. Evans steps out of bounds to stop the clock. 25 seconds remaining. From the "Shotgun" with 4 WR, Lynch gets the ball on a draw play and fights for 13 yards. The Bills call TO with 3 seconds left. Lindell steps onto the field. Here's the snap. The kick is up. It looks to be wide right. The ball draws back in and scrapes just inside of the uprights. BILLS WIN, BILLS WIN!!!! THE BUFFALO BILLS HAVE JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! THE WHOLE CITY OF BUFFALO IS GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!! Christ's second coming takes place as Ralph hoists the Lombardi trophy. All's well that ends well :huh:

 

Sorry, I needed to revise it a little :)

 

Nah..leave it alone.

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