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I got a freakin picture of him and me together, man!!

 

<Dennis Hopper>

 

:lol:

 

I've got to write a "Dennis Hopperizer" script. It takes any sentence you write, and inserts "freakin'" before every noun, and "man!" at the end.

 

Thus, Obama's quote today: "I will not take the low road to the highest office in this land", becomes Hopperized as "I will not take the low freakin' road to the highest freakin' office in this land, man!"

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:lol:

 

I've got to write a "Dennis Hopperizer" script. It takes any sentence you write, and inserts "freakin'" before every noun, and "man!" at the end.

 

Thus, Obama's quote today: "I will not take the low road to the highest office in this land", becomes Hopperized as "I will not take the low freakin' road to the highest freakin' office in this land, man!"

 

He might just get my vote if his speaches were like that.

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We need to share the freakin' wealth, man! And defend the freakin' middle class! This is some freakin' change we can freakin' believe in, man!

 

It' kills me to see Hopper pushing financial planning for Ameriprise. "If you invest in this freakin' mutual fund man, you'll have more freakin' money than you know what to freakin' do with man!"

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It' kills me to see Hopper pushing financial planning for Ameriprise. "If you invest in this freakin' mutual fund man, you'll have more freakin' money than you know what to freakin' do with man!"

 

 

And while reading Hopperisms, I cant help but read it out loud trying to sound like him. :lol:

 

 

Ya know what I freaking mean, man?

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are f'ing kidding? Osama Bin Laden, and you wouldn't follow him into Pakistan or wherever and kill him if you didn't believe the country he was hiding in would do the deed? Dude, you're in the minority...

 

All of the academic research I've read says that he doesn't really even do much with AQ anymore. He's more of just an icon. The entire network has been decentralized as to become stealthier.

 

So, yeah, is it really worth it?

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are f'ing kidding? Osama Bin Laden, and you wouldn't follow him into Pakistan or wherever and kill him if you didn't believe the country he was hiding in would do the deed? Dude, you're in the minority...

 

I wouldn't. It'd be counter-productive. We're better off leaving him mouldering in some cave making videos than we are making him a martyr. The guy, and his followers, don't fear life or death. They fear irrelevency.

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That's from a MSM news source. Could it be that they're finally getting religion, worried that their stomach-turning fawning will be to blame for Obama being elected?

 

 

Someone should tell those jackasses that it's much too late. MSM's credibility (of whatever it had left) officially died this Presidential election. "Hope" your lying radical socialist was worth it.

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