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It's time for the annual Miami Haiku thread!


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Bills will squish the fish

God damn I hate Miami

Lets go Buffalo

 

That's good!

 

 

 

South Beach is seedy

Miami fans are as well

The Dolphins suck too

 

The Dolphins don't win

Since Shula was the head coach

Jimmy lost and quit

 

Parcells now in charge

He hurries to bring in Chad

What will he do next

 

Miami still bad

But they did beat New England

Lose to Bills again

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Oh sweet irony

Starter of the Haiku thread

Gets first Haiku wrong

 

 

I hate the Dol-phins

Fish with-out gen-a-tail-ya

Die Mi-am-i Die

 

My Aus-trail-yan friend

U-S Eng-lish is dif-frent

than that of the kings

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