Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Old women should HAVE to wear a bra if they are only going to wear a T-Shirt!!! Wegmans just lost some business because after I saw that I was sick to my stomach. While we're at it let's add that fat people CANNOT sunbathe on the front lawn!! While we're at it what other laws should there be? Please don't turn this into a political thread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Old women should HAVE to wear a bra if they are only going to wear a T-Shirt!!! Wegmans just lost some business because after I saw that I was sick to my stomach. Somebody dropped a couple of old melons in the produce department, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Old women should HAVE to wear a bra if they are only going to wear a T-Shirt!!! Wegmans just lost some business because after I saw that I was sick to my stomach. While we're at it let's add that fat people CANNOT sunbathe on the front lawn!! While we're at it what other laws should there be? Please don't turn this into a political thread!! Fat chics should not be allowed to wear spandex, especially if they have that big hanging gut flap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Old women should HAVE to wear a bra if they are only going to wear a T-Shirt!!! Wegmans just lost some business because after I saw that I was sick to my stomach. So, your mom is at it again huh? While we're at it let's add that fat people CANNOT sunbathe on the front lawn!! I thought you asked your father to stop that? While we're at it what other laws should there be? I should be king. Please don't turn this into a political thread!! I should be an apolitical king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 Fat chics should not be allowed to wear spandex, especially if they have that big hanging gut flap I know and I agree! They are always on the edge of exploding off! AAAAAIIIIiiiiiigggghhh!! So, your mom is at it again huh? I thought you asked your father to stop that? I should be king. Please don't turn this into a political thread!! 1. Don't bring your family into this. 2. Don't bring your family into this. 3. You need your head examined. Not just because of this but for a lot of things you've posted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 how about when a girl with a big gut wheres one of those shirts that is too short? Or short shorts on a girl with cottage cheese? I don't wish to see your cellulite, nor does anyone else I surmise. Cover that sh-- up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I am sure the ladies have some things to add. LOL I agree though - especially hate the baby doll shirts on beer bellied "babes". <hack> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 1. Don't bring your family into this. 2. Don't bring your family into this. 3. You need your head examined. Not just because of this but for a lot of things you've posted here. Surely you can't be serious? I think it should be a law that all bike riders follow the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 Surely you can't be serious? I think it should be a law that all bike riders follow the law. I am serious, because you're delirious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Any guy with more hair on his back than on his head should be required to wear a shirt at all times. Death penalty gets imposed if the guy in question is more than 50 lbs overweight. my $.02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 how about when a girl with a big gut wheres one of those shirts that is too short? Or short shorts on a girl with cottage cheese? I don't wish to see your cellulite, nor does anyone else I surmise. Cover that sh-- up Or how about when a guy with a big gut wears one of those shirts that are too short? If we cover ourselves too much you complain that you aren't seeing enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 Or how about when a guy with a big gut wears one of those shirts that are too short? If we cover ourselves too much you complain that you aren't seeing enough. Ok, here's another one. Women who wear shirts that accentuate their gazangas and show a lot of cleavage cannot get angry about guys who stare at their gazangas. Same goes for any revealing clothes or clothes that accentuate any attractive body parts. When a woman needs to fart she should leave the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Any guy with more hair on his back than on his head should be required to wear a shirt at all times. Death penalty gets imposed if the guy in question is more than 50 lbs overweight. my $.02 I can't stand that. Also, guys that are bald should not be allowed ponytails in the back. Do they not know they look retarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFerguson Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Ok, here's another one. Women who wear shirts that accentuate their gazangas and show a lot of cleavage cannot get angry about guys who stare at their gazangas. Same goes for any revealing clothes or clothes that accentuate any attractive body parts. When a woman needs to fart she should leave the room. I agree wholeheartedly. If I were to wear a pair of pants which allowed my testicles to hang out, I wouldn't be shocked or offended if people were staring. What else should I expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 I agree wholeheartedly. If I were to wear a pair of pants which allowed my testicles to hang out, I wouldn't be shocked or offended if people were staring. What else should I expect? Whydya have to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Ok, here's another one. Women who wear shirts that accentuate their gazangas and show a lot of cleavage cannot get angry about guys who stare at their gazangas. Same goes for any revealing clothes or clothes that accentuate any attractive body parts. When a woman needs to fart she should leave the room. Again....YOU COMPLAIN WHEN WE WEAR TOO MUCH!!! Enough of the fart jokes...it's getting VERY old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 Again....YOU COMPLAIN WHEN WE WEAR TOO MUCH!!! Enough of the fart jokes...it's getting VERY old! Not to your face! Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Not to your face! Sorry. NP, just had a week of dealing with this guy at work that won't admit he was wrong but says that I'm wrong when I know that I right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 NP, just had a week of dealing with this guy at work that won't admit he was wrong but says that I'm wrong when I know that I right. Now you know what it's like to argue with a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I should be an apolitical king. Are you using the "smart" definition of apolitical as found in Wikipedia, or the "moron" definition, as found in Merriam-Websters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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