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I wonder why nobody's tried that, as the goalie is about to leave the ice for an extra attacker, he could break his stick and lay it in the crease to try to deflect any pucks shot on the ice. They couldn't give him a penalty because you have to drop your stick if it breaks.

 

 

Probably for the same reason goalies don't force themselves to vomit in the crease before they leave for an extra attacker to make the pucks stop in the puddle of puke instead of going into the net.

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He's the kind of guy you hate unless he's on your team, then you love him.

 

no, no way. there is a difference between being an agitator/toughguy and being a cheating little baby.

 

thats crap that avery pulled is something i expect from a 10 year-old. kids do that stuff all the time on the playground, "well, its not ILLEGAL".

 

classless, cheap, desperate move. good players dont have to do stuff like that.

 

if the sabres were to ever sign him, id stop watching the team until he was gone.

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Jim Carr: Hi, Jim Carr again. Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing?

Denis Lemieux: Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comes up then the game stop then start up.

Jim Carr: I see. What is high-sticking?

Denis Lemieux: High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that

[high-sticks Jim Carr]

Denis Lemieux: you know. You don't do that.

Jim Carr: You don't do that?

Denis Lemieux: Oh no, never, never.

Jim Carr: Why not?

Denis Lemieux: Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.

Jim Carr: Uh, what is slashing?

Denis Lemieux: Slashing is um, like that

[demonstrates on Jim Carr]

Denis Lemieux: you know.

Jim Carr: Mm-hmm. And there's a penalty for that?

Denis Lemieux: Yeah and for the trip also, you know like that

[demonstrates]

Denis Lemieux: . And for hook like this

[demonstrates]

Denis Lemieux: . And for spear, you know, like that.

[demonstrates]

Denis Lemieux: You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.

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Avery is probably one of the 5 most hated guys in Quebec after some comments he made a couple years ago about french canadians. He's J. Rocker on skates.

 

I used to hate him but after hearing about this, I may have to reconsider.

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well i'm no Avery fan but be fair, it's quite hard to get up from the ice when you're down and someone is hitting you... call that doing the turtle if you want but in that situation that's about the only thing you can do...

you turtle like a scared 8 year old? he just hit Kariya...he has to know that is coming...he is a fraud and a puss

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you turtle like a scared 8 year old? he just hit Kariya...he has to know that is coming...he is a fraud and a puss

 

well next time you have skates, that you lay down the ice... try to get up while some guy is hitting you... scared or not, if you can do it you have my respect!

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