Just Jack Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Out of the three photos everyone has seen, this is the only one that appeals to me. I was wondering today how soon till she's in Playboy, apparently Penthouse and Hustler are already trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Typical example of government waste...paying five grand for a $300 hooker. It's like Pentagon toilet seats all over again! PTR Come on... And begrudge her of paying rent for her apartment in Manhatten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Hey! Where is my Plimsoll line!? I am off keel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I wonder how much it would cost to get her to sit on a toilet for 2 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huuuge Bills Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I wonder how much it would cost to get her to sit on a toilet for 2 years $87,600,000, at 5k an hour. p.s. yes I'm that bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 $87,600,000, at 5k an hour. p.s. yes I'm that bored. I was going to do the math, but I'm too lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-Gun10 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Yeah id do her again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 A $300 hooker???? Are you people freakin' kidding me???? You must be talking about lap dances at The Sundowner! You gotta remember, you don't pay for the sex. You pay for her to LEAVE. In this case, there's a premium for her supposed SILENCE. But since this guy PO'd so many powerful folks, this was destined to happen. And yes, I'd hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I concur with the fine denizens of TBD... I too would "hit that." That being said, i look at the cost benefit ratio - does 4K poon "perform" 40 times better than $100 poon? Does it feel 40 times better? Will it shoot forty times further or longer or more voluminous? Hopefully it isn't forty times bigger (thats a big hallway). Does it smell 40 times better? Does it get 40 times wetter? Would you finish forty times sooner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 8 to 8.5 diamonds. I'd do her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I concur with the fine denizens of TBD... I too would "hit that." That being said, i look at the cost benefit ratio - does 4K poon "perform" 40 times better than $100 poon? Does it feel 40 times better? Will it shoot forty times further or longer or more voluminous? Hopefully it isn't forty times bigger (thats a big hallway). Does it smell 40 times better? Does it get 40 times wetter? Would you finish forty times sooner? Diminishing returns. A few years ago, when my junky old car finally crapped out for good, I went shopping for new one. I could not justify spending $15,000 or more on a new vehicle. That's why I have a fleet of 30 beat up Dodge Omnis instead. If I stall out somewhere, I just abandon the thing, take the plate home and stick it on one of the reserves. No way in hell you're gonna catch me paying $4,000 for poon. The way I look at it, that's at least 8 Dodge Omnis right there. That's 2 months worth of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirly5 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I just dug this classic vid from that thread ... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1...000620770&q Check out this video There is some swearing in it so it might NSFW "Jaeger Bombs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 No way in hell you're gonna catch me paying $4,000 for poon. At least until you get engaged. And you probably won't even get off that light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Diminishing returns. A few years ago, when my junky old car finally crapped out for good, I went shopping for new one. I could not justify spending $15,000 or more on a new vehicle. That's why I have a fleet of 30 beat up Dodge Omnis instead. If I stall out somewhere, I just abandon the thing, take the plate home and stick it on one of the reserves. No way in hell you're gonna catch me paying $4,000 for poon. The way I look at it, that's at least 8 Dodge Omnis right there. That's 2 months worth of transportation. Sadly, tis probably true... I hate it when Gringo is right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 That being said, i look at the cost benefit ratio - does 4K poon "perform" 40 times better than $100 poon? An article in yesterdays Syracuse Post Standard talking about the local escort 'scene' had this gem.... When it comes to local call girls, you don't know who is going to show up at the motel door, Corbett said. During an escort service sting, Syracuse police contacted one service that advertised "model quality show girls," Corbett said. When the escort appeared at the door, "she looked like something out of a monster movie," Corbett said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Now we're talking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 Now we're talking!! Wow, Lurker, nice find! She is really hot! Schwing.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 would you do her through the toilet seat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 would you do her through the toilet seat? Yes I would. Would You? Could You? In a Car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I concur with the fine denizens of TBD... I too would "hit that." That being said, i look at the cost benefit ratio - does 4K poon "perform" 40 times better than $100 poon? Does it feel 40 times better? Will it shoot forty times further or longer or more voluminous? Hopefully it isn't forty times bigger (thats a big hallway). Does it smell 40 times better? Does it get 40 times wetter? Would you finish forty times sooner? You have to realize that $5,500 to these guys is $50 to you and me. So would I hit that for $50 DEFINITELY!!! I'd give her a 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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