/dev/null Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? 1. Adam Vinateri. Misses a game tying field goal with 27 seconds left. 2. Mean Joe. 3. A coach in the original longest yard. 4. It hasn't occured yet but is on the radar. 5. Prolly the first one. I'm guessing some high school marching band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 1. Adam Vinateri. Misses a game tying field goal with 27 seconds left. I'm not even going to waste my time telling you how WRONG you are2. Mean Joe.Awww how cute. Big tough football meanie gives a little kid a jersey. you're a sappy emotional wuss and are of course WRONG3. A coach in the original longest yard.A coach? He couldn't have been that great or you'd remember his name4. It hasn't occured yet but is on the radar.Your radar is as believable as NORAD tracking Santa5. Prolly the first one. I'm guessing some high school marching band.WRONG! Those high schoolers worked hard and gave the best performance they could unlike overpaid celebrities that mail in their peformance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chupacabra Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? 1. Bill Walsh dressing up as a bellhop and taking his players' luggage up to their rooms. That was bitchin. 2. Spuds Mackenzie. Next... 3. That old guy in Major League. Iknow, he's technically a manager, but still it's the same. 4. Zeke Mowatt. 5. Have no clue, usually drunk by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? 1. You mean SB XLI? Hester will return a kickoff for a TD. 2. I dunno 3. I dunno 4. The dude who got caught with the hooker the night before the Super Bowl 5. Michael Jackson in SB XXVII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Mom Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 1. Joe Montana 2. The 1984 Apple Ad 3. Goldie Hawn 4. Franchise Relocations in the 1990s 5. Prince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 1. Bill Walsh dressing up as a bellhop and taking his players' luggage up to their rooms. That was bitchin. WRONG. Maybe if he delivered room service you might have a point 2. Spuds Mackenzie. Next...WRONG. However Spuds true gender makes he/she a possible candidate for question #4 (biggest scandal)3. That old guy in Major League. Iknow, he's technically a manager, but still it's the same.Corporate policy...Those who can do, those who can't manage4. Zeke Mowatt.Someone who went to FSU misbehaved? What is so scandelous about that? WRONG!!!5. Have no clue, usually drunk by then.You admit your ignorance. That is commendable. However no answer still counts as a WRONG answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 1. You mean SB XLI? Hester will return a kickoff for a TD. Trick question. Double WRONG!!! 2. I dunno3. I dunno No answer = WRONG answer. Another double WRONG!!!4. The dude who got caught with the hooker the night before the Super BowlWhat is the scandal? Being with a hooker or being the one who actually got caught? Since you can't make up your mind you are officially WRONG5. Michael Jackson in SB XXVIIWRONG!!! As awful as Jacko was at halftime of SB XXVII he wasn't the worst thing at the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 1. Joe MontanaBut...But...But...I've HEARD of him!!! He must have been important. WRONG!!!2. The 1984 Apple AdA good choice...if it were still 1984. However the average American has been dumbed down to the point where they no longer understand the 1984 reference3. Goldie HawnI've seen her on Nick at Nite on some show called WRONG and Martins Laugh In4. Franchise Relocations in the 1990sFranchise relocations, especially the Browns to Baltimore, actually helped the NFL by scaring smaller market cities *cough cough* into negotiating with the NFL and owners to keep the teams in their cities5. PrinceWhich Prince? Albertinacan? The Fresh one from Bel Air? The Artist Formerly Known as? Indecision makes you WRONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chupacabra Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? 1. Ray Wersching - he will kick four field goals. 2. Bob Dole and his 'little blue friend'. 3. That one guy in that one flick about the Jamaican bobsled team. 4. Esera Tuaolo. 5. Whatever adjustments the Bills' coaching staff made during SB XXVII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 1. Ray Wersching - he will kick four field goals. Reading the scoring summary on Wikipedia will only get you the WRONG answer 2. Bob Dole and his 'little blue friend'.Senator Kang getting horny watching Brittany Spears is just plain WRONG3. That one guy in that one flick about the Jamaican bobsled team.If you can't even name him how can you be anything but WRONG4. Esera Tuaolo.WRONG There was a scandel better than esra5. Whatever adjustments the Bills' coaching staff made during SB XXVII.Mentioning Super Bowl XXVII to a Bills fan is just plain WRONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? 1) Rex Grossman--who will throw three picks 2) Trick question. All commercials are terrible, that's why they invented TIVO. 3) Gene Hackman in "Hoosiers" 4) Robbins, the Raiders center, going MIA a few years ago. 5) This year: Prince!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? 1. Joe Montana 14 of 22, 157yds. 1TD 0 picks 2. Budweiser Frogs 3. Tony D'Amato in Any Given Sunday 4. Eugene Robinson getting awarded for high character or morality, and then getting busted that night, the night before the big game, for picking up an undercover cop as a prostitute. 5. Most of the ones during the Bills SB years were bad, like the one with NKOTB, but the worst I remember is the one with Michael Jackson and like 5,000 kids. I swear Jacko must have been like a kid in a candy store when he found out that so many little boys were willing to do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? 1. Pete Rozell has had the biggest impact on EVERY Super Bowl 2. No contest -- Monster.com's 'Kids' "I want to forced into early retirement" 3. Buttermaker from the Bad News Bears (you didn't say it had to be football) 4. The biggest scandal ever is you ripping off OTGEleven's bit. 5. Tie between Up with People and having to see Janet Jackson's nasty old boob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? OK genius why don't you just save everybody some time and answer the questions for us because obviously you know it all....and don't give me the "I have over 9000 posts I do know it all" thing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? Either 1) Dwight Clark, who will recover cincy's onsides kick attempt at the end of the game, or Eric Wright, who picked off a pass, but more importantly, forced a fumble early on. The fumble stopped the bengals from tying the game at 7, and instead, lead to a 14-0 9ers lead. 2. Bud-weis-errrr 3. Coach Klein (Henry winkler) in the waterboy. 4. John Elway to the Broncos instead of the colts. 5. Michael Jackson in the mid 90's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConradDobler Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? Reg Dunlap in Slap Shot I enjoyed the better than ezra reference. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 1) Rex Grossman--who will throw three picks WRONG. If you had read the other pathetic attempts at an answer you would have figured out its a trick question 2) Trick question. All commercials are terrible, that's why they invented TIVO.Some Super Bowl commercials are better than the game. You might understand this if you hadn't TIVO'd thru them 3) Gene Hackman in "Hoosiers"WRONG Gene Hackman was just the public face. The team was really run by Dennis Hopper (the drunk guy) 4) Robbins, the Raiders center, going MIA a few years ago.Anyone going to MIAmi is scandelous, so what else is new. You being WRONG? No wait that's nothing new either 5) This year: Prince!!! How can you judge a performance before it even happened. Prejudice is WRONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 1. Joe Montana 14 of 22, 157yds. 1TD 0 picks Please read the previous pathetic answers to see if your WRONG answer has already been posted 2. Budweiser FrogsBud-WRONG-er3. Tony D'Amato in Any Given SundayDon Corleone's coaching strategy = Tell the other team if they win they sleep with the fishes4. Eugene Robinson getting awarded for high character or morality, and then getting busted that night, the night before the big game, for picking up an undercover cop as a prostitute.Your answer, and your grammer, specificially the run on sentence, and the abuse of the comma, are both utterly, and truly, WRONG5. Most of the ones during the Bills SB years were bad, like the one with NKOTB, but the worst I remember is the one with Michael Jackson and like 5,000 kids. I swear Jacko must have been like a kid in a candy store when he found out that so many little boys were willing to do this His performance both on and off the field are as WRONG as both your grammar and your answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? Desmond Clark...2 td's 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? The first time I ever heard of a four hour erection! 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? Tom Hanks...Theres no crying in baseball 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? Tuck Rule followed by just give it to him 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? In Living Color 1/2 time show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 5 simple questions. Answer to the best of your pathetic abilities and I will tell you how WRONG you are 1. Who will have the biggest impact on SB XVI and what will they do? 2. What is the best Super Bowl commercial ever? 3. Who is the greatest movie coach ever? 4. What was the best NFL scandal ever? 5. What was the worst halftime performace ever? 1. 49ers defensive coordinator George Seifert, who misses the team's flight to SB XVI and is diverted to Buffalo airport 2. Career Builders chimpanzees. Chimps in suits. Does it EVER not work??? 3. Coach Finstock in "Teen Wolf." Just a sampling of his genius: "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese." Those are life-lessons, folks. Words to live by. 4. Whatever scandal Matt Millen has videotaped that somehow allows him to blackmail his boss and retain his job 5. By far the worst was Ashlee Simpson at the USC-Oklahoma Orange Bowl. Pathetic beyond belief... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 1. Pete Rozell has had the biggest impact on EVERY Super BowlSo did the guy who invented the facemask, but I'm looking for something specifically from that Super Bowl2. No contest -- Monster.com's 'Kids' "I want to forced into early retirement"Commercials are supposed to be entertaining, not a morbid caricature of the sad state of modern American corporate employment3. Buttermaker from the Bad News Bears (you didn't say it had to be football)Rumor has it Buttermaker took the kids back to his apartment and introduced them to his roommate Jack Lemmon. Then they showed the kids just what an odd couple they were4. The biggest scandal ever is you ripping off OTGEleven's bit.I didn't ask for biggest scandel ever, I asked for biggest football scandal. But thanks for opening the door for Molson Golden to start up on GW Bush now and the right wingers on PPP to bring up Lewinsky. Mother 'ing WRONG5. Tie between Up with People and having to see Janet Jackson's nasty old boob Tying up people and seeing Janet Jackson's boob Are you talking about Michael Jackson's pregame ritual? You got issues dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 Either 1) Dwight Clark, who will recover cincy's onsides kick attempt at the end of the game, or Eric Wright, who picked off a pass, but more importantly, forced a fumble early on. The fumble stopped the bengals from tying the game at 7, and instead, lead to a 14-0 9ers lead. This isn't multiple choice. There is no True or False. Just WRONG and 'ing WRONG 2. Bud-weis-errrrOf the two options I mentioned above, your answer is the latter 3. Coach Klein (Henry winkler) in the waterboy.Ehhhh, Sit on it Fonz 4. John Elway to the Broncos instead of the colts.Elway didn't want to play in Baltimore and apparently neither did the Colts so it all worked out 5. Michael Jackson in the mid 90's.See previous reasons why this is WRONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 Desmond Clark...2 td'sDesmond or Dwight? Either way you are WRONGThe first time I ever heard of a four hour erection!So you've heard about my halftime performances Tom Hanks...Theres no crying in baseballWRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! The man had a team full of chicks, including an incredibly easy Madonna, and didn't manage to bang a single one of themTuck Rule followed by just give it to himNot as scandalous as some may think. There are now official rules stating that ref's must fellate the New England PatriotsIn Living Color 1/2 time showLiving Color? How about HTML Color? WRONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Your answer, and your grammer, specificially the run on sentence, and the abuse of the comma, are both utterly, and truly, WRONG ok thats all fine and dandy that you are picking on my Grammar, but at least try to spell the word right if you are going to nitpick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 ok thats all fine and dandy that you are picking on my Grammar, but at least try to spell the word right if you are going to nitpick was testing you and you passed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 was testing you and you passed sure sure, uh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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