The Tomcat Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Lions assistant suspended for drunken, nude driving arrests 2006-12-19 10:10 ALLEN PARK, Mich. (AP) -Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen was suspended by the NFL for Sunday's game against the Chicago Bears for two arrests - one for drunken driving and one for nude driving. He also was fined $20,000 in addition to the one-week suspension. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell cited the defensive line coach for conduct detrimental to the league, NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said Tuesday. The Lions suspended Cullen from the season opener against Seattle. But Cullen met with Goodell on Dec. 1 in New York and the commissioner decided a one-game suspension wasn't enough. Cullen was pulled over Aug. 24 in the Detroit suburb of Dearborn and ticketed on suspicion of indecent and obscene conduct after police said he was driving nude. The Lions said alcohol was involved. On Sept. 1, police stopped his vehicle and determined he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.12 percent, according to court records. The legal limit for drivers in Michigan is 0.08 percent. The misdemeanor cases have been adjourned until Jan. 11 to allow Cullen to complete counseling. Sorry if already posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I think nude driving is a personal choice, like choosing to be a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 It has been rather warm in the mid-west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Why is driving in the nude illegal? Not that I'd do it myself, but...why? Is it some sort of safety hazard? An increased risk of burning something sensitive in the cigarette lighter in an accident or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Why is driving in the nude illegal?Not that I'd do it myself, but...why? Is it some sort of safety hazard? An increased risk of burning something sensitive in the cigarette lighter in an accident or something? 872138[/snapback] Perhaps other drivers attention is the concern. Every guy I know would speed, swerve and generally ignore everyone and every law to get a view of a hot naked chick driving a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Perhaps other drivers attention is the concern. Every guy I know would speed, swerve and generally ignore everyone and every law to get a view of a hot naked chick driving a car. 872159[/snapback] There is probably the opposite danger for the not hot naked dude and swerving away. I think it is a danger that we can live with. I support driving naked. Now naked golf, I'm not for that based solely on the golfing demographics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 My new hero.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I support driving naked. Now naked golf, I'm not for that based solely on the golfing demographics. 872164[/snapback] The necessary balance needed for driving off the tee, or longish fairway shots would be off, as frontal masses whip about - an inertia thing - and be hand-wringingly bleated about as a vicious male attack on the protected, patty-caked-in-society sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 This happen like four months ago --- you are just getting around to posting it now -- do you live in a cave??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Hysterical. That happened over the summer, I think, during training camp. Can't quite remember the details, but didn't the guy go thru a drive-up window or something like that? I thought that's how the cops got called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANCOCK Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 this is real old, im sure of it. i remember some one posting this long long ago. seems way to familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Hysterical. That happened over the summer, I think, during training camp. Can't quite remember the details, but didn't the guy go thru a drive-up window or something like that? I thought that's how the cops got called. 872207[/snapback] Yeah, he went to Wendy's for a snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Why is driving in the nude illegal?Not that I'd do it myself, but...why? Is it some sort of safety hazard? An increased risk of burning something sensitive in the cigarette lighter in an accident or something? 872138[/snapback] It has to do with the seat belt and ugly chafe marks. Wimmin would get irritated nipples too, and if there's one thing I've learned in 22 years of marriage it's never irritate a nipple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Yeah, he went to Wendy's for a snack 872213[/snapback] He blamed the Frosty for shrinkage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I think nude driving is a personal choice, like choosing to be a vegetarian. 872135[/snapback] I agree. As long as he wasn't on a coffee run to McDonald's, what's the harm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 This happen like four months ago --- you are just getting around to posting it now -- do you live in a cave??? 872205[/snapback] Reading comprehension 101: The Lions suspended Cullen from the season opener against Seattle. But Cullen met with Goodell on Dec. 1 in New York and the commissioner decided a one-game suspension wasn't enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 It has to do with the seat belt and ugly chafe marks. Wimmin would get irritated nipples too, and if there's one thing I've learned in 22 years of marriage it's never irritate a nipple. 872233[/snapback] But how bad is seat belt chafing when driving naked, really? Lana, do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 He took "it" out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 But how bad is seat belt chafing when driving naked, really? Lana, do you know? 872312[/snapback] It's not as bad as you'd think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I agree. As long as he wasn't on a coffee run to McDonald's, what's the harm... 872296[/snapback] As long as you slump down in the seat, drive after dark and don't speed you're OK. I believe he was spotted at a Drive-thru window and was caught that way. Maybe he reached for his wallet and found something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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