/dev/null Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 My Heart Will go on - Celine Dion Take that you anti Canadian Bastards!!! 846565[/snapback] if you wanted to show your pride in canada you could have at least picked a decent song and artist. Maybe something by Rush, like Tom Sawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Jimmy Soul - If you wanna be Happy. Just a funny song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 winter wonderland johnny mathis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 In keeping with the Christmas theme - Do They Know it's Christmas? - Band Aid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Flagpole Sitter-Harvey Danger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 In keeping with the Christmas theme - Do They Know it's Christmas? - Band Aid 847054[/snapback] Along w/ you i'll keep the christmas theme Mr. Hankey's song from South Park "Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Along w/ you i'll keep the christmas theme Mr. Hankey's song from South Park "Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo..." 847107[/snapback] On Christmas Day.. I travel around the world and say.. Daoists, Christians, Buddists, and all you Atheists, too! Merry Fvckin' Christma-aaaaas...To yooo-oouuu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 On Christmas Day..I travel around the world and say.. Daoists, Christians, Buddists, and all you Atheists, too! Merry Fvckin' Christma-aaaaas...To yooo-oouuu! 847111[/snapback] what do you say to the Muslims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 what do you say to the Muslims? 847194[/snapback] I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East. No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus. They have different religious beliefs. They believe in Muhammad, And not in our holiday, and so every December, I go to the Middle East and say... Hey there, mister Muslim! Merry Fvckin' Christmas! Put down that book the Koran, and here's some holiday wishes.. In case you haven't noticed, It's Jesus' birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass, And fvckin' celebrate. Merry Fvcking Christmas - South Park (Mr Garrison) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 I heard there is no Christmas, In the silly Middle East.No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus. They have different religious beliefs. They believe in Muhammad, And not in our holiday, and so every December, I go to the Middle East and say... Hey there, mister Muslim! Merry Fvckin' Christmas! Put down that book the Koran, and here's some holiday wishes.. In case you haven't noticed, It's Jesus' birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass, And fvckin' celebrate. Merry Fvcking Christmas - South Park (Mr Garrison) 847204[/snapback] hahaha. I'll go w/ another so. park song w/ Kenny and Mr. Hankey, titled "The Most offensive Song ever". Lyrics: Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared, He said, "You are to be the virgin mother" And Mary thought that was weird. Kenny: Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year." Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." Kenny: 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed. Kenny: Even though you went to town, and sucked some semen down Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive They were so very tired you see Kenny: And Mary had to offer a bribe Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep Kenny: 'Cause, you can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ. Together: If there's no room at the inn Then it's not considered a sin Kenny: To suck a dick to get a room tonight. [Laughs] Mr. Hankey: That's right! Then three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch. Kenny: Mary thought that she might pleasure them But could not take them to bed. Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation. Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin go ahead and blow those three wise men Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin Kenny: Cause there was no penetration. Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want... Together: And still be a virgin, Mary! Kenny: The donkey and the ox and lambs... Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick. Kenny: They'll say "Damn that B word can suck a good dick" 'Cause sucking dick... Together: brings peace on Earth and joy! Kenny: 'Cause sucking dick... Together: brings peace on Earth and joy! Kenny: Mary Mary suck that dick! [Laughter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 In keeping with the Christmas theme - Do They Know it's Christmas? - Band Aid 847054[/snapback] Fine Christmas song...Christmas is all around, not one for the list due to the fact that it came out after 2000, but still a fun song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 first noel -- dates back to the 16 century -- sarah mclachlan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 first noel -- dates back to the 16 century -- sarah mclachlan 847649[/snapback] are you saying that Sara McLachlan is 500 years old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 she did it in 2006 , song dates back to 16th cent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 she did it in 2006 , song dates back to 16th cent. 847653[/snapback] i was messin w/ ya hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 that is ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 also in keeping with Christmas, "Honky the Christmas Goose", by Hall of Fame Leaf goalie Johnny Bower and his group Little John and the Rinky Dinks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 let it snow - writen 1945 - frank sinatra http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/letitsnow.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I know a lot of people are just throwing out Christmas songs, now, to be funny...but one of the best pop songs written in the 20th century, is "Baby, It's Cold Outside"...the most famous version is Ray Charles and Betty Carter....not necessarily a Christmas song, but it ends up on a lot of Christmas cds...pretty sexy song...Kelly Willis and Bruce Robsion do a great version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 here we come a wassailing ---very merry dickens carolers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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