DPR4444 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Giving the dog a bone..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR4444 Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 <<Giving the dog a bone..... >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Giving the dog a bone..... 57329[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 question remains. .. was he in the habit of keeping chicken necks in his pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 question remains. .. was he in the habit of keeping chicken necks in his pants? 57333[/snapback] Is that your picture? Nice to see the Flowbee is working out for you. http://www.flowbee.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I think we have a Darwin award winner ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR4444 Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 <<<<<<<<question remains. .. was he in the habit of keeping chicken necks in his pants? ??????????>>>> really. we've all heard of "choking the chicken", but cutting its head off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. 57326[/snapback] If he thought it was a chicken why did'nt he just choke it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Is that your picture? Nice to see the Flowbee is working out for you. http://www.flowbee.com/ 57356[/snapback] nope. That's our MVP. Brian Moorman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 The guy's an old farmer so he wouldn't waste anything that could be eaten. I remember in my early years in the outback. If you're going to eat the chicken, you chop off it's head and then hang it to bleed. We also used to cut the throats of the pigs, sheep and steers and hang those too. I think it makes it healthier for eating or something. My mom was a whiz with her hatchet, but she never confused my Dad's penis with a chicken neck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 OK, I want to get this straight....you grab an ax, grab the chicken (the feathered one), put it on the chopping block, your penis is also laying there on the chopping block (what the hell is your penis doing on the chopping block ?!?) You lose track of whether the thing you are whacking is the feathered object with the beak that you are holiding down or the penis. You choose the penis. I just have a feeling that there is more to this story than this guy is letting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 he should sew up the hole in his underwear if it gets out far enough to grab and cut it off. I haven't seen a chicken's neck in a while but I do think I would be able to tell the difference. Question is why couldn't he feel himself being grabbed. Had to be high on Zima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BackInDaDay Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Farmer + Chicken + Dog = Romanian Love triangle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 OK, I want to get this straight....you grab an ax, grab the chicken (the feathered one), put it on the chopping block, your penis is also laying there on the chopping block (what the hell is your penis doing on the chopping block ?!?) You lose track of whether the thing you are whacking is the feathered object with the beak that you are holiding down or the penis. You choose the penis. I just have a feeling that there is more to this story than this guy is letting on. 57412[/snapback] Now I am NOT defending him or anything... He did say that he ran out because he was being kept awake... I guess he was in a sleep induced stupor?? Wow... I gues that country livin' will get you sometimes. "I teach that chicken a lessen, I kill him... then eat him for dinner... That'll teach him to keep me awake!" It is amazing this guy lasted 67 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Tastes like chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidbuff Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I say this Since he is mostly in the country with nothing to do but drinking and killing animals He was probably drunk out of his ass and his chicken neck was probably out of his boxer shorts, chicken was strugling flapping its wings and in his druncken stummer when he went to chop the chicken neck...............he chopped of his.....I dont get the idea of the dog eating it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Was the dog a Cocker Spaniel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Was the dog a Cocker Spaniel? 57641[/snapback] or a Dachshund (wiener dog).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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