Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I am peeking over Paul and standing next to R. Rich. The wonderful Mrs. KRC is to my left. 725393[/snapback] I'm curious as to why the wonderful red-headed nymphomaniac Mrs. Crap Throwing Monkey isn't in there...did she just do a better job of hiding than I did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm curious as to why the wonderful red-headed nymphomaniac Mrs. Crap Throwing Monkey isn't in there...did she just do a better job of hiding than I did? 725430[/snapback] IIRC, she was not feeling well and you took her home at half-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I think I remember you. 725418[/snapback] You seem vaguely familiar, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yeah. Don't you remember her going to CVS to get something since she wasn't feeling well? I gave her my employee discount card, so that she could save a few pennies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yeah. Don't you remember her going to CVS to get something since she wasn't feeling well? I gave her my employee discount card, so that she could save a few pennies. 725439[/snapback] I thought so, but I wasn't sure. You've got to realize that my wife not feeling well is a very common occurrence (had to take her to the ER on July 4th for a herniated disk...and badly !@#$ed up my knee carrying her to the car), so all the incidents tend to blend together after a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 I thought so, but I wasn't sure. You've got to realize that my wife not feeling well is a very common occurrence (had to take her to the ER on July 4th for a herniated disk...and badly !@#$ed up my knee carrying her to the car), so all the incidents tend to blend together after a while... 725442[/snapback] Maybe she needs some distance from you, to cure her of her many, uh......"accidents". Come to think of it, she did flinch that one time when you moved... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Maybe she needs some distance from you, to cure her of her many, uh......"accidents". Come to think of it, she did flinch that one time when you moved... 725469[/snapback] Don't even joke. She bruises so easily, she wakes up in the morning black-and-blue from where the damn cats have walked over her in the middle of the night. (She actually can't take the steroids she was prescribed for her back; it'll make her a functional hemophiliac). I have a healthy fear of taking her to the ER someday, having them see the bruises on her legs, and calling the cops on me no questions asked. In fact, the only reason it didn't happen LAST time I took her to the ER was because she told them it wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 Don't even joke. She bruises so easily, she wakes up in the morning black-and-blue from where the damn cats have walked over her in the middle of the night. (She actually can't take the steroids she was prescribed for her back; it'll make her a functional hemophiliac). I have a healthy fear of taking her to the ER someday, having them see the bruises on her legs, and calling the cops on me no questions asked. In fact, the only reason it didn't happen LAST time I took her to the ER was because she told them it wasn't me. 725509[/snapback] Damn, and I thought Psycho Ward 86 bruised easily. If she got bruises from where Damien (our cat) walks on us during the night, I'd probably be in prison now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I am peeking over Paul and standing next to R. Rich. The wonderful Mrs. KRC is to my left. 725393[/snapback] I have had the honor of meeting Ken, no party is complete without the Mr. Flowers, but I have never met Tom. Can't remember if Bib came to the last two tailgates... BTW, Tom you coming this year??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 I have had the honor of meeting Ken, no party is complete without the Mr. Flowers, but I have never met Tom. Can't remember if Bib came to the last two tailgates...BTW, Tom you coming this year??? 725514[/snapback] Mr AND Mrs Flowers you meant, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I will be at the tailgate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I have had the honor of meeting Ken, no party is complete without the Mr. Flowers, but I have never met Tom. Can't remember if Bib came to the last two tailgates...BTW, Tom you coming this year??? 725514[/snapback] Nope. My sister's wedding is that weekend. At least...I think it's that weekend. I'm not sure. Anyone know when my sister's getting married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I thought so, but I wasn't sure. You've got to realize that my wife not feeling well is a very common occurrence (had to take her to the ER on July 4th for a herniated disk...and badly !@#$ed up my knee carrying her to the car), so all the incidents tend to blend together after a while...725442[/snapback] That's the difference between a man with a car and a guy who drives a Fit. If you drove a Fit, you wouldn't be carrying your wife. You'd be sashaying your partner, Maurice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 That's the difference between a man with a car and a guy who drives a Fit. If you drove a Fit, you wouldn't be carrying your wife. You'd be sashaying your partner, Maurice. 725524[/snapback] But at least I'd be "metro-funky"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 But at least I'd be "metro-funky"... 725526[/snapback] Yeah, but it's not all it's cracked up to be because from what I can tell, being metro-funky apparently also means you'd have to bump your own dead threads once everyone starts ignoring you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yeah, but it's not all it's cracked up to be because from what I can tell, being metro-funky apparently also means you'd have to bump your own dead threads once everyone starts ignoring you. 725529[/snapback] Obviously, you drive an American car. Is this the part now where I make fun of your interest in lizards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 That's the difference between a man with a car and a guy who drives a Fit. If you drove a Fit, you wouldn't be carrying your wife. You'd be sashaying your partner, Maurice.725524[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm surprised I didn't make the cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm surprised I didn't make the cut. 725602[/snapback] The obvious, isn't always the obvious. Though, I'm sensing you feel some guilt here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 The obvious, isn't always the obvious. Though, I'm sensing you feel some guilt here? 725608[/snapback] Maybe I haven't worked hard enough to annoy everyone here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Obviously, you drive an American car. Is this the part now where I make fun of your interest in lizards? 725551[/snapback] No. Go straight for the herpes joke. It always gets them laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 No. Go straight for the herpes joke. It always gets them laughing. 725615[/snapback] Herpes? I thought Ed was calling you a herpetologist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm surprised I didn't make the cut. 725602[/snapback] I'd have voted for you...except you're just not important enough to annoy me. Frankly, I don't even give you a second thought. Diving spaghetti-slurping greaseball mother!@#$er... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'd have voted for you...except you're just not important enough to annoy me. Frankly, I don't even give you a second thought. Diving spaghetti-slurping greaseball mother!@#$er... 725621[/snapback] I didn't know there were "important" people on this message board. Nevertheless, I would have voted for you but your posts on the PPP board make up for your annoyingness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I didn't know there were "important" people on this message board. Nevertheless, I would have voted for you but your posts on the PPP board make up for your annoyingness 725625[/snapback] Your vote count for annoyance, will, undoubtedly rise after this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Mr AND Mrs Flowers you meant, right? 725518[/snapback] Absolutely. Steelers jerseys and all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Nevertheless, I would have voted for you but your posts on the PPP board make up for your annoyingness 725625[/snapback] This is the most damning proof yet that you are, in fact, a !@#$ing idiot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 This is the most damning proof yet that you are, in fact, a !@#$ing idiot... 725661[/snapback] Way to take a compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Way to take a compliment 725667[/snapback] Hey, it's not often I get to disparage two people - particularly when one of them's me - with one comment. You've got to take those opportunities when the come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Well, I figure I'm gonna drive my car to Tom's house so he can j---k off on my car, because in every post he seems to get a tad too excited about it. Then, I'll drive out to LA, so Mark can then add his "stuff" as well. I would hop out to LA first, but I'm afraid Tom might catch something from LA (HERPES) I've never seen two grown men whine and B word about a car so much. Hey Tom, is your Prius ready to explode, or is it a different model? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Nothing personal, but Pyrite Gals posts remind me of my freshman year science teacher. A bunch of run-on sentences that dont make any sense. Not to mention he rambles on and on. He needs to adopt the K.I.S.S. method. Keep it simple stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Well, I figure I'm gonna drive my car to Tom's house so he can j---k off on my car, because in every post he seems to get a tad too excited about it. Then, I'll drive out to LA, so Mark can then add his "stuff" as well. I would hop out to LA first, but I'm afraid Tom might catch something from LA (HERPES) I've never seen two grown men whine and B word about a car so much. WAAAAAAH! The Crap Throwing Monkey's picking on my gay-ass metro-funky car! Ed, when's the last time you didn't post about your car? You've been bragging about that thing almost non-stop since you overpaid for it. We're not the ones obsessed with it. Hey Tom, is your Prius ready to explode, or is it a different model? 725745[/snapback] Someday you're going to realize that this line of "defense" really doesn't have any legs. To me, it's not a end-all, be-all, metro-funky "It's not American, so it's God's gift to automotive technology" statement of my ultimate validation in life. It's just a damn car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Someday you're going to realize that this line of "defense" really doesn't have any legs. To me, it's not a end-all, be-all, metro-funky "It's not American, so it's God's gift to automotive technology" statement of my ultimate validation in life. It's just a damn car. 725766[/snapback] You do know a part on the Prius was recalled, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Ed, when's the last time you didn't post about your car? 725766[/snapback] You've brought up the Fit much more than I have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 You've brought up the Fit much more than I have! 725771[/snapback] I toss out drive-by snide remarks about your gay car. It's like referring to VABills' resemblance to a lawn gnome: it's an entertaining exercise to see how many different ways in how many different contexts I can make snide remarks, but it's not important. You, on the other hand, started a nineteen-page thread on how your 110-hp car could beat a Mustang GT in a street race...hell, I've seen you start THREE threads about your car so far, two of which were deleted after you couldn't take the heat of being told that your car is, in fact, gay. You're constantly indulging in the BF-ian stragety of "picking at it so it doesn't heal", because you love the attention. Which is, in fact, one of the few things gayer than your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 You do know a part on the Prius was recalled, right? 725768[/snapback] Part of the steering linkage. So what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Look at my new avatar. I'm about to become the most annoying person on this board. I wanna pick a fight with Nick from England!! Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Part of the steering linkage. So what? 725810[/snapback] That can't be right. Japanese cars don't get recalled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I'm curious as to why the wonderful red-headed nymphomaniac Mrs. Crap Throwing Monkey isn't in there...did she just do a better job of hiding than I did? 725430[/snapback] Speaking of missing folks, where is VABills? Is he standing under a stool or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Speaking of missing folks, where is VABills? Is he standing under a stool or something? 725813[/snapback] His wife needed the phone book; he can't reach the keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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