damj Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I also heard that Tampa is interested in Big Bennie too .... and that Chris Sims is buying LOTS of extra life insurance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I also heard that Tampa is interested in Big Bennie too .... and that Chris Sims is buying LOTS of extra life insurance 706969[/snapback] Tampa's considering a uniform change...just for their QB... http://store1.yimg.com/I/alternateforce_1896_9691791 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Tampa's considering a uniform change...just for their QB... http://store1.yimg.com/I/alternateforce_1896_9691791 706973[/snapback] I would recommend they double the thickness of the codpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I would recommend they double the thickness of the codpiece. 706980[/snapback] Or halve it. This is Chris Simms we're talking about, after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Or halve it. This is Chris Simms we're talking about, after all... 706983[/snapback] True, perhaps just a thong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this thread being the thing we'll remember most about the Mike Williams era in Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 How scary is it that some felt Williams was the Bills best lineman right up until the second he was cut? http://jaguars.jacksonville.com/cgi-bin/ms...i?section=19565"Negative words from the head coach Posted by: Fallasha Posted on: 6/10/06 - 2:25 p.m. Did anyone else hear Coach Jack Del Rio on "Jaguars This Week"? He said some pretty negative comments about Mike Williams during the brief interview. Most everyone assumed that picking this guy up was a good move. I was not one of them, but I was hoping that Williams would come in here and change my perception of him. Well, after hearing Del Rio's comments, I am now extremely skeptical of those who say that he will help this team. Among some of the Head Coach's comments on Mike Williams were (paraphrasing): "He has not been impressive up to this point . Mike has a long way to go to even make this team. He knows where he needs to be, and Mike's not there yet. Stockar (McDougle) was more impressive during the minicamp and OTAs." This is not a ringing endorsement for a player that many, including Tony Boselli, have penciled in as a starter when the regular season starts. This just further fuels my belief that not enough was done in the offseason to help our below average offensive line. The OL woes should have been addressed during this year's draft. I don't know if I can take another season of the critics who blame Byron, Fred, Greg, or the receivers for the offense's lack of production. There may be weaknesses in some of those areas, but clearly the OL is the greatest area of concern on that particular side of the ball. Go Jags '06 Fallasha" And, yup, LaDairis just parroted that report. LaDairis has no idea what Mike Williams looks like in Jax right now. LaDairis has no idea who "Fallasha" is. LaDairis does know that there is a show called "Jaguars this Week" and that nobody is disputing what Fallasha claims to have observed on JTW on that board... 706800[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I also heard that Tampa is interested in Big Bennie too .... and that Chris Sims is buying LOTS of extra life insurance 706969[/snapback] I heard that they are going to use them as sand bags to stop the flooding from Alberto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I heard that they are going to use them as sand bags to stop the flooding from Alberto. 707694[/snapback] Yeah. Like they can block better than sand bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Yeah. Like they can block better than sand bags. 707695[/snapback] Some rocket surgeon once said, "Bigger is always better." I think it may have been Paris Hilton, but it might have been one of her sidekicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I loved it that one time Bennie Anderson went into an all you can eat restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I heard the Jackson Bay Buccaguars have issued Mike Williams a mandatory wardrobe that says "Do Not Feed" across the front and back of the shirts. Also, they are discouraging fans from bringing anything Fried, Chocolate, or Salty to training camp as they may be placing their lives at risk by being mauled. Although we've never seen big mike actually maul anyone, be it on the football field or off, there always remains that possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I heard the Jackson Bay Buccaguars have issued Mike Williams a mandatory wardrobe that says "Do Not Feed" across the front and back of the shirts. Also, they are discouraging fans from bringing anything Fried, Chocolate, or Salty to training camp as they may be placing their lives at risk by being mauled. Although we've never seen big mike actually maul anyone, be it on the football field or off, there always remains that possibility. 709664[/snapback] I heard this too. Apparently all was working well until Mike Williams devoured his new mandatory wardrobe. Needless to say, his new teammates are a tad on the nervous side at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britbillsfan Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Why Mike? Why do you keep resurfacing here? 706567[/snapback] There he blows!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton's Arm Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 There he blows!!!! 710147[/snapback] Sorry . . . a really disturbing image came into my head when I read this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundy249 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Whats all this talk about Mike Williams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Whats all this talk about Mike Williams? 711190[/snapback] HELLO?!?!......... we're only presently in heated talks with the Cards.....the proposed deal being Fat Mike & Travis H for LJ Shelton and JJ Arrington.....wake up for crying out loud.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Cool. This thread still malingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundy249 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 HELLO?!?!......... we're only presently in heated talks with the Cards.....the proposed deal being Fat Mike & Travis H for LJ Shelton and JJ Arrington.....wake up for crying out loud.. 711292[/snapback] But we cant trade Travis Henry that would leave us with just Antoine Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Cool. This thread still malingers. 711631[/snapback] Ironically, that's also an accurate description of Williams' blocking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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