CentralVaBills Posted September 30, 2004 Author Share Posted September 30, 2004 1. HD2. Wendy's 3. Walmart (mostly to piss of the union folks and people complaining about overseas jobs) 4. Coke 5. Abstinance 50815[/snapback] What's abstinance? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 OK OK, here's a few....... 1. Home Depot or Lowe's? 2. McD's, BK, or Wendy's? 3. Target or Wal-Mart? 4. Coke or Pepsi? and 5. Trojans, Lifestyles, or the pill? oh boy, here we go! 50811[/snapback] 1) Home Depot. Better Commercials. 2) Wow - tough one. Better Burgers at Wendeys. But the Chicken Select Strips from McD are better than at Wendy's. And the best french fries EVER? Seasoned curly fries from Arbys 3) Target. A touch less trashy 4) Diet Pepsi. Not for health reasons, just like the taste 5) Coat Hanger... (just kidding on #5 .. lighten up ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted September 30, 2004 Author Share Posted September 30, 2004 1) Home Depot. Better Commercials. 2) Wow - tough one. Better Burgers at Wendeys. But the Chicken Select Strips from McD are better than at Wendy's. And the best french fries EVER? Seasoned curly fries from Arbys 3) Target. A touch less trashy 4) Diet Pepsi. Not for health reasons, just like the taste 5) Coat Hanger... (just kidding on #5 .. lighten up ) 50822[/snapback] LOL @ #5 And Target usually has MUCH MUCH MUCH hotter women in there than Trash-Mart! Seriously, wandering around Target, as well as places like Barnes and Noble, BOrders and other bookstores with Starbucks can do wonders for the eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 LOL @ #5 And Target usually has MUCH MUCH MUCH hotter women in there than Trash-Mart! Seriously, wandering around Target, as well as places like Barnes and Noble, BOrders and other bookstores with Starbucks can do wonders for the eyes! 50830[/snapback] Its the only reason i grocery shop. I can eat out every night if i want, but the grocery store has some of the finest single moms, college girls, and even more mature MILFs around. And the Sushi bar at Publix? Well now, I never ate sushi until i saw the little asian chick that worked there. I'd like to throw some wasabi on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 SERENITY NOW!!!!!! 50760[/snapback] Lloyd Braun says that doesn't work though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeG Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 PEPSI how can anyone drink Coke and like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Well now, I never ate sushi until i saw the little asian chick that worked there. I'd like to throw some wasabi on her. 50840[/snapback] LMAO... As Dick Enberg might say, "Oh, my". Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I never ate sushi until i saw the little asian chick that worked there. I'd like to throw some wasabi on her. Next time stevestojan shops, they'll be a chubby woman with a hairy mole working the counter. "What happened to the girl that used to work here?" "Oh she quit last week, she said she was getting creeped out by some guy in a Bills jersey who kept hanging around here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 And the Sushi bar at Publix? Well now, I never ate sushi until i saw the little asian chick that worked there. I'd like to throw some wasabi on her. 50840[/snapback] That is too damn funny. There is something about Asian chicks!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted September 30, 2004 Author Share Posted September 30, 2004 That is too damn funny. There is something about Asian chicks!!!!!!!!!!!! 50973[/snapback] Is this a spinoff from Flo-Jo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Do you like to clip your toenails or tear them off with your fingernail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Its the only reason i grocery shop. I can eat out every night if i want, but the grocery store has some of the finest single moms, college girls, and even more mature MILFs around. And the Sushi bar at Publix? Well now, I never ate sushi until i saw the little asian chick that worked there. I'd like to throw some wasabi on her. 50840[/snapback] Green 'spunk'??? Dude, you'd better get to a doctor, pronto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 OK OK, here's a few....... 1. Home Depot 2. McD's, BK, or Wendy's? 3. Wal-Mart? 4. Coke 5. Trojans, Lifestyles ???????????????????? 50811[/snapback] BIB the ties It's just a test because we women check to see if the ties are tied correctly. I bet yours are always just perfect. The thread This show made me laugh but I didn't watch it often, the contest and SPONGE WORTHY classic The homework thread yesterday had some of the funniest things I have read here in months. Some took it a little far but that's life. Mark's JP Play - dentist and left a crap. That's what reading this board is like somedays. Lighten up people or your stress level will have you going bald. Wasn't gonna touch this at first but the day just got too boring so I bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted September 30, 2004 Author Share Posted September 30, 2004 BIB the ties It's just a test because we women check to see if the ties are tied correctly. I bet yours are always just perfect. The thread This show made me laugh but I didn't watch it often, the contest and SPONGE WORTHY classic The homework thread yesterday had some of the funniest things I have read here in months. Some took it a little far but that's life. Mark's JP Play - dentist and left a crap. That's what reading this board is like somedays. Lighten up people or your stress level will have you going bald. Wasn't gonna touch this at first but the day just got too boring so I bit. 50986[/snapback] I thought people would bite. I shoulda named it theeeeeee.......you know you wanna post thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer1 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I want to know some other words for "fart": Anal extraction Anal acoustics Butt music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Do you like to clip your toenails or tear them off with your fingernail? 50982[/snapback] You need more calcium in your diet. I KNOW! Chew them off. That way you kill two birds with one stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I saw about a show and a half, and I agree. Very bad show, worse actors. 50789[/snapback] No, no you guys have it all wrong. Two popular but humorless shows: Friends. South Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted September 30, 2004 Author Share Posted September 30, 2004 No, no you guys have it all wrong. Two popular but humorless shows: Friends. South Park. 51001[/snapback] This may get some people going, but I HATED MASH. God, it always seemed so dreary, from the opening song right through the show. I only saw re-runs, but god knows I couldn't get through one whole episode. That song kills me to this day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 This may get some people going, but I HATED MASH. God, it always seemed so dreary, from the opening song right through the show. I only saw re-runs, but god knows I couldn't get through one whole episode. That song kills me to this day! 51011[/snapback] Oh stevestojan, not again........ "and in the morning light I see...visions of eternity...." Although I DON'T want to nail hotlips. What an annoying B-word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer1 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 This may get some people going, but I HATED MASH. God, it always seemed so dreary, from the opening song right through the show. I only saw re-runs, but god knows I couldn't get through one whole episode. That song kills me to this day! 51011[/snapback] I agree 100%! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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