Engineer1

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How about KISS

This is from his web site: What's in a Name? I tell you, with me nothing works out. I always get stuck. That's how I got my name, RODNEY DANGERFIELD. When I went into show business I saw an ad in the paper. It said: "Improve Your Personalilty..." So, I went to see the man. He told me my personality was okay but my name was my problem. I said to him, "My name? How could a name be a problem? Even William Shakespeare said, 'What's in a name?" He said, "Who?" I said, "William Shakespeare." He said, "Look, do you want to listen to me or do you want to listen to your friends?" I said to him, "I don't understand. Is it good to change your name?" He said, "Of course I always keep changing my name. In fact, right now I can give you a very good deal. I can give you a new name for five hundred dollars". I said, "Five hundred dollars! That's a lot of money." He said, "It's a great name. It's a name once people hear it, they'll start saying it." I said, "What's the name?" He said, "Rodney Dangerfield." I said, "RODNEY DANGERFIELD?" He said, "See, you just heard it, and your're starting to say it! Listen to me, take the name." I said, "Wait a minute. Suppose I use the name and I don't like it. Can I bring it back?" He said, "Of course. All I ask is one thing. While you're using the name, don't give it a bad name!" So I decided to call myself Rodney Dangerfield. As soon as I got home, I thought to myself I made a mistake. I called the guy up. I said, "Look, I want my money back. This is Rodney Dangerfield." He said, "Who?" I said, "Dangerfield! Don't you remember?" He said, "Oh, yeah, Shakespeare's friend." I said, "Look, I don't want the name." He said, "Don't be foolish. Try it for two weeks. I guarantee you'll like it." I tried the name for two weeks, I still didn't like it. I went to bring it back. I couldn't find the guy. He changed his name. ----- We'll miss you.

No, Bledsoe will not be the starter all 16 games. I would like to see the team improve with him at the QB position but I just don't see that happening.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked

I like the move. The team is showing incentive and acknowledging there is a problem. This is good news IMO!

Another way to put what shoveldog wrote: Give me a........Pat Give me a........Pat Give me a........Shuffle Give me a........Sack What's it spell.... Bledsoe

I agree 100%!

I want to know some other words for "fart": Anal extraction Anal acoustics Butt music

Since you get 1pt/catch look into trying to aquire the Bears RB (don't remember his name) and D. Davis - RB Houston. These two catch a ton of balls and are usually undervalued.

Thank you

Thanks for the update!

I'll bite...what did he say?

!@#$ yes we can be those !@#$s! Bills 13 Pat 10 But I would really like the score to be like last years opener... Bills 31 Pat 0 I agree with what someone already said about the D. They will have to score! We will need to control the clock and keep the !@#$s off the field. This game needs to come down to the D.