Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 But, but, but I'll be using a nuclear stove top. 604260[/snapback] But you have to boil the water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Where the hell are we supposed to mount the laser without a space plane? 604263[/snapback] Oh, crap. When I bought my new car, I left the laser in the back of the old one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Where the hell are we supposed to mount the laser without a space plane? 604263[/snapback] Ok, be that way. But when the great leader wants his retatta at 3:00 am YOU'RE going to make it. Wait on second thought........would lasers work on the retatta? Get a feasability study on that, and try to get back to me in less than the 4 years it took last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Doesn't mean much, and may be nonsense, but it is interesting nonetheless. (Written and published before Cheney's declaration of responsibility, btw.) http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/15/politics...r=1&oref=slogin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 But you have to boil the water! 604265[/snapback] Not me. That's the Under-Chef in Charge of Super Heated Wet Things. I start my time clock AFTER the water's boiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Not me. That's the Under-Chef in Charge of Super Heated Wet Things. I start my time clock AFTER the water's boiled. 604276[/snapback] That's not what your time sheet says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 But, how does that play into the conspiracy theories? Let's recap the fun: 1) Cheney was drunk off his ass. 2) Cheney is trying to hide the fact that there even was a hunting accident. 3) This was actually an assassination attempt. 4) Cheney did not immediately call the WH press corps together and hold a press conference to discuss the matter, therefore it is a conspiracy. Did I miss anything? 604073[/snapback] Don't forget, Dick was also driving *and* not wearing a seatbelt while he was blitzed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 That's not what your time sheet says. 604288[/snapback] Busted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Busted 604310[/snapback] That's why I'm in charge. You don't think I watch? You still have a job, though - don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Don't forget, Dick was also driving *and* not wearing a seatbelt while he was blitzed. 604302[/snapback] I heard he also once mixed cotton with silk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 That's why I'm in charge. You don't think I watch? You still have a job, though - don't you? 604312[/snapback] I'm not so sure. Shouldn't you be answering that question. Just remember, I have knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I heard he also once mixed cotton with silk... 604319[/snapback] Belt and suspenders too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I'm not so sure. Shouldn't you be answering that question. Just remember, I have knives. 604333[/snapback] I have targeting coordinates. And flexible deterent options. Scissors cut paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I have targeting coordinates. And flexible deterent options. Scissors cut paper. 604343[/snapback] I now see where your Avatar fits in, Snidely. Got any blonds tied to railroad tracks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I heard he also once mixed cotton with silk... 604319[/snapback] Yet, further proof that Whittington had to be silenced... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I have targeting coordinates. And flexible deterent options. 604343[/snapback] Speaking of which, I need a favor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Speaking of which, I need a favor... 604358[/snapback] There was a rumor, thought, that he was drunk when he mixed cotton with silk. I wish he'd been on CNN...they would have asked the tough questions and gotten to the bottom of that, unlike those sychophants at Fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I now see where your Avatar fits in, Snidely. Got any blonds tied to railroad tracks? 604352[/snapback] Isn't that a fetish site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Isn't that a fetish site? 604365[/snapback] Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Link? 604371[/snapback] Blonde bondage site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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