Fezmid Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 The guy has a canon for an arm and has better accuracy than anyone who has ever played the game. He would absolutely thrive in Buffalo, because he doesn't need an OL -- he can shed off potential sackers with ease, possibly even knocking them out of the game in the process! His only weakness is Kryptonite (aka: meteor rock), but that would be illegal to carry onto the field of play, so we should be safe there. In addition, he can occasionally play on defense where he'd be a tackling machine, making London Fletcher look a pee-wee player. I don't see any downside to signing him! CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan63 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 The guy has a canon for an arm and has better accuracy than anyone who has ever played the game. He would absolutely thrive in Buffalo, because he doesn't need an OL -- he can shed off potential sackers with ease, possibly even knocking them out of the game in the process! His only weakness is Kryptonite (aka: meteor rock), but that would be illegal to carry onto the field of play, so we should be safe there. In addition, he can occasionally play on defense where he'd be a tackling machine, making London Fletcher look a pee-wee player. I don't see any downside to signing him! CW 562148[/snapback] He needs the cape. Could be a NFL uniform problem there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 He needs the cape. Could be a NFL uniform problem there. 562152[/snapback] No he doesn't; he's played without it when he played for the Smallville Crows, and won a state championship in high school. He'd be great in a Bills uniform. CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 "An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan63 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 No he doesn't; he's played without it when he played for the Smallville Crows, and won a state championship in high school. He'd be great in a Bills uniform. CW 562153[/snapback] [/quote Gil Thorp should be coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John in VA Beach Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Hmmm... I was always more of a Marvel guy, maybe the Invisible Woman could replace Posey since he seems to have the same powers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I can't wait until he shoots heat-rays out of his eyes to ward of the pass rush or DB's covering his WR's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 The guy has a canon for an arm and has better accuracy than anyone who has ever played the game. He would absolutely thrive in Buffalo, because he doesn't need an OL -- he can shed off potential sackers with ease, possibly even knocking them out of the game in the process! His only weakness is Kryptonite (aka: meteor rock), but that would be illegal to carry onto the field of play, so we should be safe there. In addition, he can occasionally play on defense where he'd be a tackling machine, making London Fletcher look a pee-wee player. I don't see any downside to signing him! CW 562148[/snapback] He's a frustrated, only child who has never experienced coitus. 1,000 sterile yards per game, pure dullness. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Didn't he already try out as a safety, but was cut in camp by the Evil Vram Rohtul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodnarb Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Now that's more like it. Clarke! Clarke! Clarke! some of the hairbrained ideas coming out of the woodwork... eesh... But Clarke Kent I can embrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 His close ties to law enforcement would definitely be a competitive advantage for us against the Phins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 this falls under the " not that there is anything wrong with this" and need know, Superman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 But Clarke Kent I can embrace. 562193[/snapback] Swinging from both sides of the plate??? Not that there's anything wrong with that.... Is this a Brokeback Mountain thing...or long standing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Didn't he already try out as a safety, but was cut in camp by the Evil Vram Rohtul? 562191[/snapback] Yep, found the article.... Dean Cain: Simply a Superhero which includes this quote..... "How many of you remember Dean Cain?" Levy asked his players in the locker room. A few guys raised their hands. "Well," Levy said, "we CUT Superman!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 "An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. " 562155[/snapback] Good scene in a good movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 "An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. " 562155[/snapback] In Superman II, Clark stood upto that big guy in the restaurant, trying to get his regular seat......definitely not a coward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 In Superman II, Clark stood upto that big guy in the restaurant, trying to get his regular seat......definitely not a coward! 562224[/snapback] And he got his ass kicked! Seriously, Lois was cute and all, but give up your Super powers?? No woman is worth that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet baboo Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 why bother throwing? can't he pull a Michael Vick and just run down the field past everyone? i think he's immune to herpes...at least the earth skank kind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I dunno... Who would you get to play center? Who out there would be comfortable bending over in front of a guy that wears tights all of the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Unfortunately Bellichick has the largest stock of kryptonite in the Universe. That bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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