Pete Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Maybe she wants you to take her seeing-eye dog for a walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 Maybe she wants you to take her seeing-eye dog for a walk? 500916[/snapback] right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 So go over and have dinner. If you don't want it to be more, don't let it be more. Stop being such a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move 500914[/snapback] I have an idea. You and I switch places for the night. You stay home and work on my Masters thesis and I'll go bang your hot friend who wants it badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I have an idea. You and I switch places for the night. You stay home and work on my Masters thesis and I'll go bang your hot friend who wants it badly. 500922[/snapback] LOL....count me in as the backup in case something, uh, happens to you on the way over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Tell the B word you're busy whipping up a batch of Retatta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move 500914[/snapback] This is about as believable as the Lightfoot thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Tell the B word you're busy whipping up a batch of Retatta! 500934[/snapback] Good call. That should get him off the hook for a while. Anyone trying to make more than 2 pounds of Retatta is basically booked for 3-4 weeks. OTOH, if she hears there's Retatta, she might get incredibly turned on and show up at his door naked with a couple jars of pickle juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Invite her over for dinner and leave a bottle of Valtrex lying out on your bathroom counter...I hear that works really well.... I'll bet you can get an empty bottle from him, just fill it with Vitamins. You can just start popping them at dinner... Or tell her you're gay. Or tell her you've decided to go to seminary. Or tell her your bike has a flat tire and you don't have a spare. Or take Dr. Fong's advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Go over to her place and enjoy a nice home cooked meal. Then if she starts to put the moves on, try turning her off by starting a Kirk vs Picard discussion. If that's not enough, flat out ask her which one she prefers. Regardless of whatever she says, tell her she is wrong and that you can't be with someone who prefers the other captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I heard Darin is pretty dreamy. Alaska Darin > /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move 500914[/snapback] B word about your child support payments. All six of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I heard Darin is pretty dreamy. Alaska Darin > /dev/null 500952[/snapback] before you eat the crayonz, do you shove them up your nose? but anywayz, hey pete... tell her that you see the same specialist as Mike Vick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 before you eat the crayonz, do you shove them up your nose? but anywayz, hey pete... tell her that you see the same specialist as Mike Vick 500955[/snapback] I already covered that angle with the Valtrex relate. Just tell her your wife won't let you go over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Go over there, have a nice meal, bang her (with a condom, or two, depending on what sort of "baggage" she has), and when you're done, give her a Dirty Sanchez. That should turn her off right quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Tell the B word you're busy whipping up a batch of Retatta! 500934[/snapback] Or you'll only go over if she'll make retatta. She'll decide she doesn't have the time (figuring that Hot Pockets would have been sufficient) and find a way out.... Or go over and take your Nitrous tank with you... "Your eyes remind me of my mom's....do you want to see them? They're in my car..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Where do you live again? Perhaps this requires a specialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTelephonePole Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 It's a HeShe? 500957[/snapback] Pete, If you were at dinner and there seemed to be a strange presence in the "girl's" pants, I just want to let you know that it wasn't me. Run Pete run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly If she's a teacher, I'd advise a relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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