The Dean Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Did anyone else here that? That rivals the old "Giving him the business" call. I was doing something (making drinks, I think) and I heard the ref say "commited an unatural act"...I immediately looked up and said , "What?" I thought making he was screwing a dog out there, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Donahoe Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Let's not talk about that. But hey, did anyone see Moulds get flagged for shoving Samuel to the ground? What BS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofiba Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 What did he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I don't know what he did either, but that was the funniest penalty call I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 What did he do? 492314[/snapback] Can't say on a family board, but it involved two girl scouts, a German Shepherd, saran warp, and a quart of vegetable oil. That was a weird call... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Can't say on a family board, but it involved two girl scouts, a German Shepherd, saran warp, and a quart of vegetable oil. That was a weird call... 492330[/snapback] Is that sig your own, or did you get it somewhere? Classic stuff. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorCal Aaron Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I was doing something (making drinks, I think) " 492312[/snapback] What else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I thought making he was screwing a dog out there, or something. 492312[/snapback] The fact that this is the first thing you thought of is mildly disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Is that sig your own, or did you get it somewhere? Classic stuff. I love it. 492336[/snapback] Mine. Pretty much sums up what I was shouting at the TV last night. "Stop getting cute, you idiot! Stop passing! Run the ball! Don't dance with them! Kick 'em in the nuts while they're down!" I mean, Christ...five and a half minutes left, you've just ripped off four straight runs for 15 yards and a first down, it's second and six, so what do you call? Pass Pass Pass Pass And you turn it over on downs on a two-yard out on 4th and 8. NO, YOU !@#$ING CLOWN OF A COACH! RUN THE BALL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIZ Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I think he did this: Yeah, this is what he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 I think he did this: Yeah, this is what he did. 492348[/snapback] THAT'S an unatural act, all right. Funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 the defensive line tried to act as if they were jumping across the line, in order to get one of our O-Lineman to move, thus causing a false start. they made this illegal a few years ago. though i have never heard it refered to "unnatural acts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Mine. Pretty much sums up what I was shouting at the TV last night. "Stop getting cute, you idiot! Stop passing! Run the ball! Don't dance with them! Kick 'em in the nuts while they're down!" I mean, Christ...five and a half minutes left, you've just ripped off four straight runs for 15 yards and a first down, it's second and six, so what do you call? Pass Pass Pass Pass And you turn it over on downs on a two-yard out on 4th and 8. NO, YOU !@#$ING CLOWN OF A COACH! RUN THE BALL!!!!! 492347[/snapback] There is nothing, absolutely nothing, more demoralizing to a team than to have another team run the ball play after play, right up your gut, and you can't do a damn thing to stop them. That's where we were last night. Right up until those four passes. It's killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 There is nothing, absolutely nothing, more demoralizing to a team than to have another team run the ball play after play, right up your gut, and you can't do a damn thing to stop them. That's where we were last night. Right up until those four passes. It's killing me. 492382[/snapback] My buddy called me (drunk) at halftime from LA. He asked, "Dean, do we keep running in the second half, or is it time to put the ball up?" My response (surprise) was, "We keep running. The runs that didn't give us much in the first half will yeild yardage as the day goes on. Trust me, we're in the lead and need to RUN!" Well, when we ran, I was right. Then the passes started...ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 On a team with Brady, no one should be surprised someone was flagged for "unnatural acts" involving other men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 the defensive line tried to act as if they were jumping across the line, in order to get one of our O-Lineman to move, thus causing a false start. they made this illegal a few years ago. though i have never heard it refered to "unnatural acts". 492380[/snapback] That's because they didn't jump across the line, per se. Didn't even fake jumping. It was apparently some sort of vague, nondescript flinch that, while not being a false start, was penalized as a false start nonetheless, on the grounds that the vague, nondescript flinch was an "unnatural" motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 There is nothing, absolutely nothing, more demoralizing to a team than to have another team run the ball play after play, right up your gut, and you can't do a damn thing to stop them. That's where we were last night. Right up until those four passes. It's killing me. 492382[/snapback] Agreed. As I keep saying, there comes a point, in a close game, when you have to seal it by kicking the opponent in the teeth. This TEAM does not have the fortitude to do that. New England, on the other hand, does. New England also has three Superbowl rings. I do not think that is a coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 That's because they didn't jump across the line, per se. Didn't even fake jumping. It was apparently some sort of vague, nondescript flinch that, while not being a false start, was penalized as a false start nonetheless, on the grounds that the vague, nondescript flinch was an "unnatural" motion. 492508[/snapback] Maybe one of the Pats linemen farted and crapped his pants in an effort to draw us offsides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Can't say on a family board, but it involved two girl scouts, a German Shepherd, saran warp, and a quart of vegetable oil. 492330[/snapback] That's a penalty? Man, talk about your No Fun League... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Let's not talk about that. But hey, did anyone see Moulds get flagged for shoving Samuel to the ground? What BS! 492313[/snapback] I guess "shoving" means something different in your dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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