merlin Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 According to Bill Simmons of espn.com, anytime Tommy Maddox "or any other quarterback of his ilk" is named the starting quarterback for a team he has picked to win, he wants a rule that automatically switches his pick to the other team. He then goes on to name the rest of the quarterbacks that fall into that category ... and JP is one of them ... The Tommy Maddox Corollary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Bill Simmons is a hack. Why does his opinion matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loadofmularkey Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 According to Bill Simmons of espn.com, anytime Tommy Maddox "or any other quarterback of his ilk" is named the starting quarterback for a team he has picked to win, he wants a rule that automatically switches his pick to the other team. He then goes on to name the rest of the quarterbacks that fall into that category ... and JP is one of them ... The Tommy Maddox Corollary 482107[/snapback] Because JP has done so much to make him think otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Because JP has done so much to make him think otherwise. 482119[/snapback] My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Bill Simmons is a hack. My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Bill Simmons is a hack. Why does his opinion matter? 482108[/snapback] I couldn't agree more. He hasn't been funny or original in years. If he dropped dead tomorrow, I would not shed a tear. Nay, I would welcome his death not as a loss, but as a gain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I couldn't agree more. He hasn't been funny or original in years. If he dropped dead tomorrow, I would not shed a tear. Nay, I would welcome his death not as a loss, but as a gain. 482158[/snapback] Because there'd be more food & air in Boston? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Because there'd be more food & air in Boston? 482161[/snapback] He's out in LA now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 He's out in LA now. 482204[/snapback] Nope. I'm still in Beantown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loadofmularkey Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I couldn't agree more. He hasn't been funny or original in years. If he dropped dead tomorrow, I would not shed a tear. Nay, I would welcome his death not as a loss, but as a gain. 482158[/snapback] WOW. That's the kind of talk usually reserved for serial killers and warlords. But sports writers?? Come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 According to Bill Simmons of espn.com, anytime Tommy Maddox "or any other quarterback of his ilk" is named the starting quarterback for a team he has picked to win, he wants a rule that automatically switches his pick to the other team. He then goes on to name the rest of the quarterbacks that fall into that category ... and JP is one of them ... The Tommy Maddox Corollary 482107[/snapback] Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 WOW. That's the kind of talk usually reserved for serial killers and warlords. But sports writers?? Come on. 482256[/snapback] Don't take everything you read here (especialy from Johnny Coli) so seriously/literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Simmons said he could now die happy, since the Sox won the series. What's he waiting for ? His Page2 ESPN stuff is always a bad read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 WOW. That's the kind of talk usually reserved for serial killers and warlords. But sports writers?? Come on. 482256[/snapback] obviously you never have read Johny Colis blog. Lighten up Francis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I couldn't agree more. He hasn't been funny or original in years. If he dropped dead tomorrow, I would not shed a tear. Nay, I would welcome his death not as a loss, but as a gain. 482158[/snapback] WOW. That's the kind of talk usually reserved for serial killers and warlords. But sports writers?? Come on. 482256[/snapback] You didn't take any trips to the Pittsburgh area lately, have you Johnny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Don't take everything you read here (especialy from Johnny Coli) so seriously/literally. 482259[/snapback] Crap. Really? I've been trying to pattern my life off his posts and Godfather movies. Damn. NOW what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Nope. I'm still in Beantown. 482217[/snapback] I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. I was talking about that assclown Simmons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grabowr30045 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 According to Bill Simmons of espn.com, anytime Tommy Maddox "or any other quarterback of his ilk" is named the starting quarterback for a team he has picked to win, he wants a rule that automatically switches his pick to the other team. He then goes on to name the rest of the quarterbacks that fall into that category ... and JP is one of them ... The Tommy Maddox Corollary 482107[/snapback] JP's a turkey! Good comment from Simmons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT Bills Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Simmons is a horrible writter. The guy was fired from Jimmy Kimmel for not being funny enough. His weekly "football" article is never insightful. He spends more time "writing" about player's haircuts and uniform styles. (You know, stuff your girlfriend/wife talks about.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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