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Don Adams (Maxwell Smart)


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Yep..error on my part.

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I think significant breaking news like this belongs in the regular forum...he truly was a comic genius...but I can only tell you why he was a comic genius using the cone of silence...

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Memorable quotes

 

A few Memorable Quotes from

"Get Smart" (1965)

 

Agent 99: Max, that knife missed you by inches.

Maxwell Smart: You think it's some kind of warning?

 

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Agent 99: You're not taking me on this assignment, are you, Max?

Maxwell Smart: No, I'm not.

Agent 99: But, Max, this is the biggest case that's ever been given to Control, it could mean the end of the world.

Maxwell Smart: If it's going to mean the end of the world, I want to make sure that you're all right.

 

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Chief: I'm sure Congress will reconsider our budget cut.

Agent 99: Well, why doesn't Congress cut the CIA's budget?

Maxwell Smart: How can they? Nobody knows what their budget is.

 

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KAOS Agent: Look, I'm a sportsman. I'll let you choose the way you want to die.

Maxwell Smart: All right, how about old age?

 

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Maxwell Smart: I may never get to play with the Philharmonic, but on the other hand, is Leonard Bernstein licensed to kill?

 

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Maxwell Smart: There are no holidays in the fight against evil.

 

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Chief: Max, you realize that you'll be facing every kind of danger imaginable.

Maxwell Smart: And... loving it.

 

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Agent 99: You'll be in extreme danger every minute.

Maxwell Smart: ...and... loving it

 

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Maxwell Smart: I'm getting complaints from the landlord about the gun battles in the hall, and the bombs in the lobby, and the knife fights in the elevator.

Chief: Well, when you rent an apartment to a secret agent, you've got to expect those things.

Maxwell Smart: But he doesn't know I'm a secret agent.

Chief: Well, how do you explain people attacking you and shooting at you?

Maxwell Smart: Well, I told him I work for the Bureau of Internal Revenue.

 

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Chief: Max, this will undoubtedly be the most dangerous mission you've ever gone on. You probably won't get back alive.

Maxwell Smart: If you're trying to scare me, Chief, you're wasting your time. I don't know the meaning of the word fear.

Chief: You'll parachute from six thousand feet.

Maxwell Smart: I think I just learned it.

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Rumor has it that he was speaking on his shoe phone while driving and crashed.  Should  have been hands...foot(?) free.  :lol:

 

Get Smart will always be one of my all time favorite show...."Missed it by THAT much!"

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Was he driving the desk he had in the movie? :devil:

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http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/na...&track=morenews

 

So long # 86...and Tennessee Tuxedo...

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I'll put this on topic.

 

 

MAX: The Bills will win the Super Bowl!

99: I don't believe that!

MAX: Would you believe they'll win the AFC Championship?

99: No!

MAX: Would you believe they will make the playoffs?

 

Et Cetera... Et Cetera

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