BringBackFergy Posted July 15 Author Posted July 15 3 minutes ago, Joe Ferguson forever said: This is a brain "hurter". making me dizzy. You'll kick yourself in the groin when you hear the answer. Quote
Fleezoid Posted July 15 Posted July 15 40 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal? 2 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 4 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal? 2 Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Lu-is-ville or Lu-ee-ville? Quote
4merper4mer Posted July 15 Posted July 15 5 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal? 2 1 Quote
Joe Ferguson forever Posted July 15 Posted July 15 2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: 2 Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Lu-is-ville or Lu-ee-ville? please 'splain Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15 Posted July 15 32 minutes ago, Joe Ferguson forever said: please 'splain Simple... Like the above question asks. How do you pronounce Louisville... You know, the capital of Kentucky. 😉 😜 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 16 Author Posted July 16 How old is your son? asked a man to his neighbour. My son is five times as old as my daughter and my wife is five times as old as my son. Iam twice as old as my wife whereas my grandmother, who is celebrating her eighty-first birthday is as old as all of us put togeather. How old is the man's son? Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 16 Posted July 16 9 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: How old is your son? asked a man to his neighbour. My son is five times as old as my daughter and my wife is five times as old as my son. Iam twice as old as my wife whereas my grandmother, who is celebrating her eighty-first birthday is as old as all of us put togeather. How old is the man's son? 5 times as old as his sister? 😏 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 16 Author Posted July 16 5 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: 5 times as old as his sister? 😏 How old? Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 16 Posted July 16 (edited) 3 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: How old? 5 Years old... 1=Daughter 5=Son 25=Wife 50=Husband 81=Grammy Edited July 16 by ExiledInIllinois 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 16 Posted July 16 What kinda games are these @BringBackFergy ? A 45 year old man marrying a 20 year old woman!😏 Quote
4merper4mer Posted July 16 Posted July 16 4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: What kinda games are these @BringBackFergy ? A 45 year old man marrying a 20 year old woman!😏 How do you know when they got married? 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 16 Posted July 16 Just now, 4merper4mer said: How do you know when they got married? True. They could have had the son out of wedlock when she was 19 & him 44. Sicko... lol Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 16 Author Posted July 16 4 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: How do you know when they got married? His mind is in the gutter…always. 1 Quote
4merper4mer Posted July 16 Posted July 16 Just now, ExiledInIllinois said: True. They could have had the son out of wedlock when she was 19 & him 44. Sicko... lol They might have got married last week. She might be a trophy wife. Wait a minute…..I’ve seen Forensic Files……this guy may have bumped off his first wife. 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 16 Posted July 16 ...Four cars come to a four-way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible? Quote
Joe Ferguson forever Posted July 16 Posted July 16 11 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Simple... Like the above question asks. How do you pronounce Louisville... You know, the capital of Kentucky. 😉 😜 Still don't get it...Frakfort is the capital of Kentucky. 1 1 Quote
Bray Wyatt Posted July 16 Posted July 16 15 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: How old is your son? asked a man to his neighbour. My son is five times as old as my daughter and my wife is five times as old as my son. Iam twice as old as my wife whereas my grandmother, who is celebrating her eighty-first birthday is as old as all of us put togeather. How old is the man's son? Daughter 1 Son 5 Wife 25 Man 50 Answer is son is 5 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 16 Posted July 16 5 hours ago, Joe Ferguson forever said: Still don't get it...Frakfort is the capital of Kentucky. 🏆 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 16 Author Posted July 16 A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn't a suicide? Quote
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