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20 hours ago, The Frankish Reich said:

Moderately amusing!

The Bee's new ownership is making progress. Very, very slowly.

Seems like you may be changing ever so slightly as the Bee is as sharp as ever,

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  1. Fentanyl: Trump has seriously impacted the humble cartel drug mule industry.
  2. Child slaves: There used to be so many coming across the border. Now who is supposed to pick our oranges?
  3. Stocks: The prices are just absurd. Good going, Don.
  4. Enriched uranium: With Trump, sometimes your enriched uranium can get buried under a mountain and you have to spend lots of money to buy more. Terrible.
  5. Tuck-friendly swimsuits for 8-year-olds: Darn you, Trump.
  6. The McRib: Someone keeps buying all of them, driving the price up. It's a mystery.
  7. Court settlements for Ivy League civil rights violations: Settlements used to be a dime a dozen, but now Harvard is in danger of going bankrupt. What will we do without Harvard?

 

 

It's getting bad out there. THANKS, TRUMP.

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