\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 http://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/luke-sky-walker-arrested-in-tennessee/1634642084 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 How odd. A little fellow slightly shorter than 5'6" going around as "Luke Sky Walker" and even seemingly wearing the right haircut...but on probation for something or other. As George Carlin wisely pointed out, when you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Possession of stolen droids 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Poor guy never stood a chance. With that name, he was probably conceived on acid, and raised by.....his parents. But he’s not much taller than Yoda, so maybe that’s a clue? Yoda is the milkman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Honestly, if I was robbed by a guy who's parents named him after a fictional character, I'd just ask for my stuff back and drop the charges. He's got enough going on with his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 19 hours ago, /dev/null said: Possession of stolen droids Yes, but it’s not the droids your looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 When asked for bail money, he responded, "Credits will do fine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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