Chef Jim Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I had one week where I reached 40 hours on Tuesday around 10AM Well I have great control over my schedule. I put in long days sometimes (13 hours yesterday) but I'm not insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 yeah, i was completely serious about my post Even if you weren't, you had a better joke sitting right there! Right there! I had one week where I reached 40 hours on Tuesday around 10AM Work extra? Pfffft. I'm a public servant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I must be an idiot...not following??? the whole feeding the masses thing? if so i took a different tack to say why he WOULDN'T pay, anyone could have come up with the fishes and loaves scenario Even if you weren't, you had a better joke sitting right there! Right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I must be an idiot...not following??? the whole feeding the masses thing? if so i took a different tack to say why he WOULDN'T pay, anyone could have come up with the fishes and loaves scenario I mean that was one possibility. But there are so many others! - He was homeless! Jesus wandered around with no place to sleep at night. Surely he wasn't wealthy enough to pay for some behemoth's meal. - He was the best fisherman, like, ever! - He left Judas hanging, why not her? Ha, ha, ha! I'm just kidding all these jokes are terrible but Leviticus just wasn't the way to go, homeboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I mean that was one possibility. But there are so many others! - He was homeless! Jesus wandered around with no place to sleep at night. Surely he wasn't wealthy enough to pay for some behemoth's meal. - He was the best fisherman, like, ever! - He left Judas hanging, why not her? Ha, ha, ha! I'm just kidding all these jokes are terrible but Leviticus just wasn't the way to go, homeboy. ...he'll just be a minute, he's got to go get some cash from the moneychangers at the temple... ...sorry, he's broke, but Judas over there has thirty pieces of silver... ...he's a little short right now, can he get back to you on Sunday? ...John the Baptist will cover the tip. But no, let's go with "shellfish aren't kosher." That's a !@#$ing riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 People who insert apostrophes where they aren't required. Oops, wrong thread. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You're .. idiot® Really? All the chinese buffets around here that I've been to have you pay after, because they charge separately for drinks. Do you know DC Tom copyrighted that and you owe him a nickle every time you use it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Do you know DC Tom copyrighted that and you owe him a nickle every time you use it? It falls under fair use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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