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  • 4 weeks later...

¶ excuse my indulgence, because the boys are backing down.
¶ so, as their song goes: raise a big whiskey to them.
¶ rock and roll might just be dead. and i've had weigh too much, too drunk.
¶ but let's all push on because, after all, we're all professionals here, and the bills need to get paid.
¶ the replacements have broken up yet again, marking the end of an error.
¶ and i'm fortunate to call their brash swagger and clamor my own.

¶ i'm no fan of many things.
¶ in fact i'll heckle the sellouts from cher to bono,
¶ both of them certainly apply.
¶ and i'll challenge you to a duel, however, if you question their relevance and/or resonance.
¶ we'll take 10 paces at dawn, or don,
¶ and see who's left stumbling.

¶ the original degenerates have finally unravelled in spain of all places,
¶ where paul westerberg announced no mas.
¶ not that the mats are the same left o' the dial outfit of before
¶ with bobby stinson dead
¶ chris mars smartly keeping his distance
¶ and jespersen still cashing his checks.

¶ there's only so much anyone can take,
¶ and it's not easy being a 'mats fan given their degenerate leanings.
¶ they might have been left of the dial,
¶ but the replacements have always maintained
¶ their raised middle finger place in my contrarian heart.
¶ forever, it seems, treatment bound.

¶ i've seen them four times, and each one immemorable.
¶ and the last of the last wasn't the best,
¶ yet a lasting impression of their imperfection.
¶ i'd say !@#$ you and !@#$ you, lorne michaels.
¶ but that would be immaterial.
¶ once again on the lip of the spotlight,
¶ they backed away and quit.

¶ it's certainly not the first time,
¶ but it could well be the last.
¶ and that's more than fine with me.
¶ at the very least,
¶ as pete townshend once said
¶ but failed to follow up upon,
¶ i'd rather the replacements died before they got old:
¶ the have you seen lucky, swinging party, don't tell a soul,
¶ pleased to tim meet me, hootenany, let it be,
¶ red-light run it,
¶ stinkin'
¶ bastards.

¶ jw




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ACL festival? Where is that? Wounded Knee?

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzing!!

 

I thought about going, but was ... wait for it ... torn between this and the Saratoga Jazz Festival.

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  • 2 months later...

Ok, their #11 (Color Me Impressed) is my #1...

 

http://musicblog.wyep.org/2015/05/05/the-replacements-ranked/

 

cough, cough, cough.

off top of my head

 

1. Bastards of Young.

2. Alex Chilton

3. Can't Hardly Wait.

4. I Will Dare.

5. Favorite Thing.

6. Here Comes a Regular.

7. Left of the Dial.

8. I Will Dare.

9. Kids Don't Follow

10. Kiss Me On The Bus.

 

jw

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