Rocky Landing Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) Limericks are better: There once was a quarterback named EJ The Bills bought him cheap off of eBay Unfortunately his knees Were made out of string cheese But the fans gave him plenty of leeway. -OR- A quarterback named EJ Manuel His career didn’t start off too well But in spite of the boos During preseason blues He threw the ball like a bat out of Hell -OR- A Buffalo Bill player named Williams, And Williams, and Williams, and Williams All said to each other Don’t sweat it, my brother Mediocrity will still make us millions Whatcha all got? Edited September 5, 2014 by Rocky Landing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybrew1 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 EJ and CJ Sammy, Williams and the D Enough already; Win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrod's Tailor Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Limericks are better: There once was a quarterback named EJ The Bills bought him cheap off of eBay Unfortunately his knees Were made out of string cheese But the fans gave hime plenty of leeway. -OR- A quarterback named EJ Manuel His career didn’t start off too well But in spite of the boos During preseason blues He threw the ball like a bat out of Hell -OR- A Buffalo Bill player named Williams, And Williams, and Williams, and Williams All said to each other Don’t sweat it, my brother Mediocrity will still make us millions Whatcha all got? LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 One more: Our head coach is Douglas Marrone He makes miracles out of baloney He won't try to please ya Like Mother Theresa Just call him our Good Saint Jabroni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) Russ and St. Marrone Have yelled but not come to blows LaCanfora blows stinks blows? Edited September 5, 2014 by Captain Caveman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I can't stop! Our backup RBs aren't just filler or benchwarmers for FJ and Spiller With Dixon, and Brown Two new sheriffs in town Our 1-2-3-4 punch is killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Tension, In-Fighting Worrying about their jobs New owner fires all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipers Hair Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Roses are Red Violets are Blue It's against the Odds But the Bills win by Two Roses are Red Violets are Blue It's against the Odds But the Bills win by Two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 This thread should be renamed, "Bills Poetry Slam." Open it up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Voice Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I remember now sunday afternoon sadness, bills lose, monday looms Yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Negativity Win or lose come this Sunday I guarantee it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) I remember now sunday afternoon sadness, bills lose, monday looms Cold sea breeze invades Bills steal the Chicago pride Lake Michigan still Enter the Bear's den Be not afraid, it's our time Ursa Major fail! My personal vote for the top three, so far. IMHO. In no particular order. Edited September 6, 2014 by Rocky Landing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I have missed Deep Voice And I am glad to have him On our side this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) That's a diamante, you fool. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a long time TSW poster, when Haiku is on the line"! Hopefully the offense doesn't spudder No, we are playing in Illinois this week, not Idaho. Idaho is one of the other 57 states. How many gallons of crow will there be to eat? EJ's eyes are slow..... Bears played Schwartz last year? 2 TDs 5 turnovers. 2 games. Cutler lost..... Bears Defense? Questions. 4th most yards in preseason Off-season "Fixes"? Doubts..... Edited September 6, 2014 by OCinBuffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 it is hard to win in the NFL these days unless you're Saint Doug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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