DC Tom Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 ------------------ true names Justin Case I knew him. His sister's name was Jewel. Their parents really needed to be slapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 A favorite of mine that I've seen a couple times is Shewanna. My daughter's name is Zuzu. We get some strange looks from people about that, so I'm gonna hold off on punching anyone in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) Fake names, but ones I'm always amazed that Sal and Richard from the stern show actually get radio/TV hosts to say. Lou Stool Lou Skunt Hugh Jassole (they only got that one through once...usually Hugh Janus works though) Eaton Beaver Eileen Eulick Sofanda Cox Edited April 21, 2014 by BillsFanNC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 true name - piano bar in Del Ray Beach FLA Hugh Jorgan's fake names - Eileen and Ben - the Dover Twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Fake names, but ones I'm always amazed that Sal and Richard from the stern show actually get radio/TV hosts to say. Lou Stool Lou Skunt Hugh Jassole (they only got that one through once...usually Hugh Janus works though) Eaton Beaver Eileen Eulick Sofanda Cox None of which approach the hilarity of "Wi Tu Low," "Ho Lik Fuk," and, of course, "Bang Ding Ow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckinny Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I picked out our two kids names kind of backwords. I knew the nicknames I wanted and then narrowed it down to the long form. I have a Cam and a Maddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 None of which approach the hilarity of "Wi Tu Low," "Ho Lik Fuk," and, of course, "Bang Ding Ow" Absolutely, if i remember correctly Stern himself even said that those responsible for getting those names through have won the getting fake names read over the airwaves all time championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) This can lead into the great name game! Anybody know who Eileen Dover's brother is? Of course it is: Ben Dover. What about Willie Makeit and his sister Betty Wont... It is nothing but trouble when they have an uncle named: Hugh G. Rection. Booo... This is bad! :-) true name - piano bar in Del Ray Beach FLA Hugh Jorgan's fake names - Eileen and Ben - the Dover Twins Crap... You beat me to it! LoL... You aren't just fast on wheels! I am such a slowpoke! But... I got you on the better Hugh! ;-) Fake names, but ones I'm always amazed that Sal and Richard from the stern show actually get radio/TV hosts to say. Lou Stool Lou Skunt Hugh Jassole (they only got that one through once...usually Hugh Janus works though) Eaton Beaver Eileen Eulick Sofanda Cox LoL... Holy ***K! LoL... I never heard those... Eaton Beaver! ROFTMAO... Isn't there a place in Mass called: Bunghole Liquors. I forget which town. Edited April 21, 2014 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 My wife was just telling me she met a guy at work named Trip McCool. She saw his name on some paperwork before she met him, and was quite disappointed to find out he was "nerdy" (not sure what that means exactly). I think people get ridiculous, but I don't have any problems with unique names. Really, I think it's one of those things people get too up in arms about. Who's it hurting and why do people care so much? For me, because it's a pain in the ass. I'll call customer service at a company that I'm doing business with (of course, you get this with every company, but it's a little more important to know the name when you're doing business). Easy: Hi, My name's Joe? Hi, Joe. Not easy: Hi, My name's Tamala. Hi, Pamela. No, Tamala. How do you spell it. Cell phone crackles. Oh, OK. (Not knowing what she said or who I'm dealing with). That's one of the easy ones. One of the ones with the crazy spelling - they must go through the same crap all day long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I know a guy named Robin Hood. i once left tickets at will call for him and the person at the window laughed at me...until he showed up and gave his ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 LoL... Holy ***K! LoL... I never heard those... Eaton Beaver! ROFTMAO... Isn't there a place in Mass called: Bunghole Liquors. I forget which town. A few more that came to me.. Tess Stickles Dawn Kiebals Norma Stitz One of my non-Stern show favorites.. Harry Seaward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) This can lead into the great name game! Anybody know who Eileen Dover's brother is? Of course it is: Ben Dover. Crap... You beat me to it! LoL... You aren't just fast on wheels! I am such a slowpoke! But... I got you on the better Hugh! ;-) yeah but its usually Hugh Jorgan's that give you a Hugh G Rection Edited April 21, 2014 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Grew up across the street from a guy named Richard Dick. Had a jacket with "Double Dick" written on it . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Then there is the classic Bart Simpson crank call to Moe: Amanda Hugenkiss Some classics in here: Anita Shower Dan Druff Harry Palm Harry Balls Ray Gun Jim Shorts Frank N. Stein Patty O. Furniture Barb B. Que LoL... Ah, to be in grade 4 again! LoL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I should have mentioned this by now. I work with a guy named Cassanova. I used to work with one named Eman. Literally - E-Man. His mother liked the name Emanuel but wanted to make it cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) I should have mentioned this by now. I work with a guy named Cassanova. I used to work with one named Eman. Literally - E-Man. His mother liked the name Emanuel but wanted to make it cooler. Did they spell it E-Man or Eman? Eman is a variant of Iman which is Arabic. I had to check it out because I heard it spelled like this before. Now, the E-Man, that's just plain strange! BUT... These are Arabic girls names. You did say he was a boy (his)... Edited April 22, 2014 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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