Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Will we have one? Mods, please move to "Off The Wall" if we're not maintaining it here this year. (I get more paranoid every year) 6:24pm, Break 1, pre coin toss. 1) A movie promo for the next installment of Russell Crowe playing Russell Crowe. 2) Mountain Dew Kick Start. Red rocket, red rocket. Was that actually Jack White or a knockoff? 3) McDonalds wrecking my fond memories of "Bad NFL Lip Reading" 4) T-Mobile. Whatever happened to Carly Foulks? Or even Zeta? I liked the T-Mobile commercials when they had hot chicks. 6:30pm End of Pre-Game show. 1) Ford Fusion commercial for the next Ford Fusion commercial. 2) The next Ford Fusion commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 6:42pm 1) Bud Light whatever happens. I'll drink it when they set me up with a limo full of hot chicks. 2) It's either Hunger Games 14, or... the first ever Maserati commercial? Studio Ghibli, mf'ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 wtf are these commercials. I like commercials that are simple, fun and about the product. Maserati has a commercial? Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) That was a dumb car commercial Thought it was a movie about aliens with the kid talking abut Giants Edited February 2, 2014 by Max997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) Now, the Doritos commercial, that's my kind of commercial. The Chevy truck commercial, all these truck commercials... come on, leave the farmers alone. Besides, who likes Hereford anyway? (how many of you dumbies thought of me on that one?) Edited February 2, 2014 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) 6:46, 5-0 after 5 minutes as the Broncos emulate the Sabres 1) Doritos time machine, not quite up to snuff, their ads have been slipping for years. Ok punchline, but meh. 2) Jim Carrey's brother hauling man cows around in his F-150 truck. What a load of bull. Edited February 2, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 A Maserati commercial? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Ok, I get it already! Peanut butter and chocolate! Can we see something fresh now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Ok, I get it already! Peanut butter and chocolate! Can we see something fresh now? chocolate and peanut butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 All that for Turbo Tax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 6:52pm, Heitz says "Captain Checkdown" 1) Dreamworks Need For Speed. Looks like me trying to get home from work. Was that Aaron Paul? "Faster, B word!" 2) Prom commercial, TurboTax, guy gets his date stolen by Crispin Glover. 3) The Strain... is that like, 28 Days Later The Series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 commercials suck so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancasterSteve Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 All that for Turbo Tax All these commercials are lame. The dumbing down in America is alive and well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Yeah this what the football viewing world wants to see....Ellen degeneres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 7:04pm 1) The Dolly Llama in an elevator, and the DJ guy that I don't know who it is, and Conan of the Ping Pong team. More Bug Light trying to play off "The Hangover" you can't get from Bud Light in real life. 2) Ellen whatserface who still keeps getting paid huge sums of money, apparently for cutting her hair in boyish Sandy Duncan fashion, and nothing else. What was that, Beats Audio? 7:07pm 8-0 1) Is this Bono? Of course it is. He's wearing sunglasses in pitch dark. Wait, theer's gonna be a song. It sucks ass. Yep, it's Bono. When you need to buy a Super Bowl ad to advertise your new album, it's because you made 583 bajibillion bucks in the facebook offering. 2) Car commercial of some sort to show how safe and heterosexual you are in a Hyundai. Still, I almost wrecked when I saw that blonde in the sweater and I'm on a couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 That Cheerios commercial was pretty cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 7:12pm 1) Cheerios. You know how families have a daddy and a momma? Well, not anymore you homophobe bigot. 2) And we roll right into a San Francisco parade for "Squarespace." Who are they, what do they do? Who knows. 3) Radio Shack, washed up stars looting the store. I LOVE IT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! We have a Winner! Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaadThingsMan Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Radio Shack commercial was the best so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) 7:16pm end of Q1 1) I think it's the genetically engineered offspring of Janis Joplin and that chick from the New Bohemians singing. Chevy Cancer. 2) GoDaddy, A Ben Stein impersonator walking in on... Michael Palin in drag? 3) Progressive Insurance and good ol' Heavy Flo. Edited February 3, 2014 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Was that really the Dynobots in Transformers 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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