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Coaching Haikus


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Doug Marrone talks tough,

Will winning come in three years?

Not if Fitz stays here.

 

Russ is a genius

hiring a no nonsense

coach to sell tickets.

 

Ralph is cheap, no more!

A simple substitute though...

Russ is cheap works too!

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Screw the haiku.

 

Once was a DC named Hackett

Promoted to a higher tax bracket

HIs play book was so deep

It made Belichick weep

And not even Pegula would attempt to go frack it.

 

GO BILLS!!!

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Doug be nimble,

Doug be quick,

Doug is here to make winning stick.

 

 

 

Quarterback

Quarterback

We still need a !@#$ing quarterback

 

Ilegal Formation. The offense had too few syllables on the line of scrimmage. Five-yard penalty, replay down.

 

Screw the haiku.

 

Once was a DC named Hackett

Promoted to a higher tax bracket

HIs play book was so deep

It made Belichick weep

And not even Pegula would attempt to go frack it.

 

GO BILLS!!!

 

Illegal substitution. The defense used a limerick instead of a haiku after having both in the huddle. Five yard penalty. Replay down.

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