Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 5:22 AM, Kevin said: Richard? Richard Gere, is that you? KEVINw!!!!! Did Mommyz leave you homeb aloneb again? You shouldn stayv off the internetz when sheb does that.
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 12:49 PM, JÂy RÛßeÒ said: I thought you'd be bigger. I'll tell youz what. Why don't you getn thatz honeyz badgern from your picturen to comen over herez and we'll see whosen big and fearlessn.
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 12:55 PM, Not a Hamster said: I'll tell youz what. Why don't you getn thatz honeyz badgern from your picturen to comen over herez and we'll see whosen big and fearlessn. You're kinda cute.
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 1:31 PM, Beerball said: You're kinda cute. Very funnyz. You knowv what I think is cutem? Those littlen thingsp you eatn calledn Tic Tacs. I think they'reb so cuten I made someb myselfn with nail polishq and my poop. You known where I putz themq when theyz hardened? In yourz Ticw Tac container. I betm nobodyz has commentedp on yourz minty freshp breathz lately. Beerball =
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 1:40 PM, Not a Hamster said: Very funnyz. You knowv what I think is cutem? Those littlen thingsp you eatn calledn Tic Tacs. I think they'reb so cuten I made someb myselfn with nail polishq and my poop. You known where I putz themq when theyz hardened? In yourz Ticw Tac container. I betm nobodyz has commentedp on yourz minty freshp breathz lately.No, but they have commented on how well enameled and pearly white my teeth are. What are you practicing for here?
Chef Jim Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 3:13 AM, Not a Hamster said: Andn I heardp you got firedn from your jobq at Denny'sm for falsifyingq your resume. Looks liken only one of usb was rightn there Jim Boy-ar-deen. Big deal so I got fired. People get fired all the time. And it wasn't for falsifying my resume it was because I kept calling the Grand Slam a Triple Play. I thought it was funny.
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Posted January 3, 2013 (edited) On 1/3/2013 at 1:49 PM, Beerball said: No, but they have commented on how well enameled and pearly white my teeth are. What are you practicing for here? That's notm me butz I betn you think you'reb funny huh? I will hauntz you with poop Tacs andp other stuffq whenw I am aliven and aftern I die too. Here is a picturen of me and your fingerb after I'm deadp. Do you knowm how hard it ism for a gerbilq to createn a link on thisz stupidn site? Linkz Edited January 3, 2013 by Not a Hamster
Cugalabanza Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 1:52 PM, Chef Jim said: Big deal so I got fired. People get fired all the time. And it wasn't for falsifying my resume it was because I kept calling the Grand Slam a Triple Play. I thought it was funny. I prefer the "Moons over my-hammy-hamster"
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 1:54 PM, Not a Hamster said: That's notm me butz I betn you think you'reb funny huh? I will hauntz you with poop Tacs andp other stuffq whenw I am aliven and aftern I die too. Here is a picturen of me and your fingerb after I'm deadp. Do you knowm how hard it ism for a gerbilq to createn a link on thisz stupidn site? Linkz If only you had opposable thumbs. That still pisses you off, doesn't it?
mrags Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 I thought this was you. http://images.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/_photos/2003-02-03-hamister-inside.jpg
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 2:31 PM, Beerball said: If only you had opposable thumbs. That still pisses you off, doesn't it? Humansn. It is to laughq. You thinkq I given a crapz about thumbs? Yoursn is upz your rearn all day. I will haven to rememberz that when I becomea zombie Sammy and end upx eating you. I willq have to makeb sure to washq the thumbsp first.
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 3:38 PM, Not a Hamster said: Humansn. It is to laughq. You thinkq I given a crapz about thumbs? Yoursn is upz your rearn all day. I will haven to rememberz that when I becomea zombie Sammy and end upx eating you. I willq have to makeb sure to washq the thumbsp first. Are you threatening me?
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 6:54 PM, Beerball said: Are you threatening me? You have T.P. for my bunghole?
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 6:54 PM, Beerball said: Are you threatening me? When I'mq Zombie Sammy I willz technicallyz be deadp; or undeadn I'm not sure. So technically I am notz threatening you. If I were threateningq you I would tellq you that if you pissedm me offm any more I wasm going to crawlq into your roomw with a hosem while you sleep; run the othern end of itz to the gargen, attachhm it to the exhaustm of yourn car and rev the enginem. If you pissm me offm any more I am going to crawlq into your roomw with a hosem while you sleep; run the othern end of itz to the gargen, attachhm it to the exhaustm of yourn car and rev the enginem. Theren. Now I threatened youz. See the differencem? Beerball =
sullim4 Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 Where has your owner gone off to? He is missed in these parts. How are Carl and the Googlebot doing?
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 7:15 PM, Not a Hamster said: When I'mq Zombie Sammy I willz technicallyz be deadp; or undeadn I'm not sure. So technically I am notz threatening you. If I were threateningq you I would tellq you that if you pissedm me offm any more I wasm going to crawlq into your roomw with a hosem while you sleep; run the othern end of itz to the gargen, attachhm it to the exhaustm of yourn car and rev the enginem. If you pissm me offm any more I am going to crawlq into your roomw with a hosem while you sleep; run the othern end of itz to the gargen, attachhm it to the exhaustm of yourn car and rev the enginem. Theren. Now I threatened youz. See the differencem? Beerball = Now I'm reporting you for threatening me. Just wait until Jack gets his hands on you!
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 7:20 PM, sullim4 said: Where has your owner gone off to? He is missed in these parts. How are Carl and the Googlebot doing? Wellq he is notz in the radiatorm any more. Perhapsn you missedn the original postx. Carlw is stillq a friggin slutn and the Googlebotz discoveredm internet pornw and hasn beenp a littlen distracredm. That one couldb be my faultz.
Jauronimo Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 Why do cats and rodents have such poor grammar?
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Posted January 3, 2013 On 1/3/2013 at 7:24 PM, Beerball said: Now I'm reporting you for threatening me. Just wait until Jack gets his hands on you! Go aheadp and getm Jack to do yourn dirtyz work. Just be awarem that I canq createn an unholyz allincen with someone namedm Jimmyz to do minev. Have a nicem day. Beerball =
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