stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come." "You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff." "Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball." "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Eff you Jobu. I do it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 hey steves, how's your wife and my kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "I wouldn't leave that rum around these guys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 hey steves, how's your wife and my kids? 194239[/snapback] He leads the league is most offensive categories, including nosehair. When he sneezes he looks like a party favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 You may run like Mays, but you hit like sh**. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toledo Bill Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Look at this fuggin guy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Monte, anything to add? Uh, no. He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Any ideas? " "On how we can get worse? How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a thirty-thousand dollar bonus for the guy voted least valuable player? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Where did you pitch last year? California Penal League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 who are these f*cking guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 We count on Steve for occasional babble and drool. It's part of the Derby persona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Juuuuust a bit outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 We count on Steve for occassional babble and drool. It's part of the Derby persona. 194275[/snapback] Well ,a certain crusading-anti-crusading-crusader vs. the crusading crusaders was getting stale... Some Major League quotes are always good for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Yeah... like "They're stevestojantty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 You cant say that on radio Screw it, noone is listening anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Well ,a certain crusading-anti-crusading-crusader vs. the crusading crusaders was getting stale... Some Major League quotes are always good for a laugh. 194282[/snapback] True. I wish I knew wtf you were quoting before I leveled my guns at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickJames Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddy12 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_franchise Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Where did you pitch last year? California Penal League Never heard of it. How'd you end up playin' there? Stole a car. ---- The post-game show is brought to you by.... christ, I can't find it... the hell with it. I found a site with a bunch of sound clips from Major League... Major League Sound Clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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